Going *ham* over Guy and Sam

🍳GEaH sideblog🍳 elo | he/they ~header by Pascal Campion~

[perrybearwaks]

The fact that Sam is likely a self-taught driver makes Car even more beautiful

[perrybearwaks]

damn son I wish I had ur confidence

[tomfowlery]

i rewatched there she is and.. .. . ....h .. . .uh.. .. .

[tomfowlery]

and i oops

[tomfowlery]

sam!

[kaiiquz]

We love green eggs and ham in this household

[doodelli]

Alignment chart source:

https://iamdibandmothman2.tumblr.com/post/190452343611/new-alignment-chart

[tomfowlery]

Mmm, better not (for @rtj000 )

[guyandsam]

Guy going inside Sam’s trailer and seeing dozens of fake license plates and phony disguises: damn bitch you live like this

[guyandsam]

Sam after seeing Guy’s hotel room after Mr Jenkins destroyed it to the ground: damn bitch you live like th

[guyandsam]

ahwww I just love how episode 4 ends 🥰

[guyandsam]

THE VISUALS OF THIS SHOW

[guyandsam]

[roxannymcphee]

Corporate needs u to find the differences between this character and this character

[softiesamuel]

No one:

Absolutely no one at all:

Me: on the highway going 80 miles an hour dissociating from reality while listening to my briefcase buddies playlist and hallucinating emotional scenarios:

[softiesamuel]

“I love a good sheet tent”

[guyandsam]

[eyebaus]

you lie, I lie

our story can’t be farther from the truth.

[guyandsam]

Would you rather eat green eggs and ham or roast beast from the grinch?

im a stupid pescatarian id eat all the fish from one fish two fish red fish blue fish