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An alien spaceship landed in Los Angeles. A strange-looking alien stepped out, looked around, began doing some mime moves, and was promptly pelted with an assortment of vegetables. The post Strange-Looking Alien Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
I was having a great time at a pool party and I jumped in the pool only to remember too late that my cell phone was in my pocket. Worse yet, my sandwich got all soggy as well as my socks and my 14th century edition of The Canterbury Tales. The post Pool Party Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
Tip for meeting women: Locate a woman, go up to her and ask her if she’d like to come over to your place for a warm glass of milk. To sweeten the deal make sure to casually mention your back hair and how it grows really fast. Works every time. The post Meeting Women Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
After lighting a candle, Bob asked his date whether she wanted a glass of wine. The phone rang and, without missing a beat, he suavely reached over and started talking into a banana. The post Funny Date Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
The mighty dragon flapped it’s powerful wings and breathed a huge plume of fire, all because he didn’t want to clean his room. The post Mighty Dragon Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
Why was the surfer so angry? His unusually long mustache kept getting caught on the reef. The post Surfer Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
Hot summer day? Eat two boxes of crackers. Pure refreshment. The post Silly Summer Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
Love going to the beach? Don’t forget to bring the expensive silverware. The post Going to the Beach Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
The brave medieval knight was losing a battle to a ferocious dragon when he remembered the words a wizard had shared with him many years ago, “Tap dancing, dragons hate tap dancing.” So he started tap dancing and, astonishingly, the dragon ate him. The post Medieval Knight Battling a Dragon Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
My dentist told me to chew less gum so I switched to chewing on wood. The post My Dentist Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
Two huge bodybuilders were in the middle of an intense arm wrestling match and were straining so hard that, you guessed it, the force of their combined effort caused them to fall in love with each other. The post Bodybuilders Arm Wrestling Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
Fans wondered why the promising sprinter chose the nickname, “The Sloth,” until they saw him running with a sloth on his back. The post Sprinter Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
I was walking in a beautiful forest, enjoying the fresh air and lovely scenery until I realized there wasn’t a single place where I could get a decent perm. The post Forest Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
Things got a little awkward during the wedding reception when Uncle Gary started flirting with one of the ice sculptures. The post Wedding Reception Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
What is the meaning of life? I’m sorry sir but I don’t deal in such matters, kindly go to window 5. The post Meaning of Life Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
If you want to impress a woman at a nightclub just walk up to her and tell her about your great wig collection. Then do a robot dance. The post Nightclub Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.
How many business people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t know but I just noticed I’ve got more hair on one side of my back than the other. Sweet. The post How Many Business People Does It Take Joke appeared first on Masterpiece Jokes.