Sammy K

My unfortunate conception // Was unwise in retrospection

[lesserjoke]

Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name.

I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.

[wuqs]

why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

[gaytiemcgrath]

[ruinedchildhood]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[simplyth]

Mr. Mark

[red-hat-pikachu-deactivated2023]

He’s zucked out of his fuckin mind

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

first day on earth

[discreet45]

[guystuckinswing-blog]

I’m sorry I can’t be her

[amy-marchs]

Who

[guystuckinswing-blog]

The girl reading this

[homet0wn]

Are you in love?

No I’m in bed

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[guystuckinswing-blog]

I’m sorry I can’t be her

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[shitpostbot5k]

[thec0smic-latte]

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[ashotatthenight]

[hobolunchbox]

[makestheworldtastegood]

[imabrickshithouse]

I just wanna say good morning to whomever made.

[distractedboyfriend]