RATzzzzzZ

YEeeE HaAAaA

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[ilovemywife103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm on an evil mission to turn Every Grape into a raisin. I collect grapes, and take them to my lair. I microwave them one by one. 10 minutes per grape

[segamascott]

[eshpur]

✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣

[ethanmaldridge]

New cryptid

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

r u guys ok i haven't heard anyone say yeet in awhile

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u guys used to love yeet...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* this bitch really IS empty

[egberts]

turning off notifications for everything like

[oneheadtoanother]

[i-am-a-fish]

sitting

[killian-ob99]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[bellasgreensweater]

literally the entire plot of eclipse

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[thelaurenshippen]

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.