Paul :)

Coffee ☕ and Hatchetfield 🌇

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Hi.

I'm Paul. Just your average guy who does not like musicals.

[emma-perkys-buds]

is it true you and your co workers spit in customers coffee?

yeah and I’ll fucking do it again

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

So that's the underlying taste in the coffee... Good to know, I guess.

[emma-perkys-buds]

Oh. Yeah, sorry Paul

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

It's okay 🙃 I don't go there for the coffee anyways.

[emma-perkys-buds]

huh

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Haha 😂.

[emma-perkys-buds]

Tom reached out to me earlier. maybe an attempt at orginizing some sort of reunion to talk about Jane?

[emma-perkys-buds]

It was not for that. It was for. Babysitting, since their regular sitter is out of town. I’m terrible with kids, what the fuck am I supposed to talk about with a 9 year old

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Yikes. Kids are tough. I babysat my friend's kid for a while and even though I was super cool, she was always so angsty. 😬.

[emma-perkys-buds]

is it true you and your co workers spit in customers coffee?

yeah and I’ll fucking do it again

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

So that's the underlying taste in the coffee... Good to know, I guess.

[emma-perkys-buds]

Oh. Yeah, sorry Paul

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

It's okay 🙃 I don't go there for the coffee anyways.

[emma-perkys-buds]

is it true you and your co workers spit in customers coffee?

yeah and I’ll fucking do it again

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

So that's the underlying taste in the coffee... Good to know, I guess.

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Why does my coworker insist that we're best friends? I don't even like him and I don't think I hide it well either.

[emma-perkys-buds]

sounds annoying

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

I know, right? Haha.

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Why does my coworker insist that we're best friends? I don't even like him and I don't think I hide it well either.

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Boss came in today while I was working and said I was sighing too much. Is there a remedy for this? Not trying to fall behind.

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma was behind the counter, thankful things seemed to be slowing down. Of course, as soon as that thought reached her head, the rush started.

if these assholes made her sing, she can’t promise she wouldn’t punch them. This whole idea was stupid. It’s not as if any of those tips were enough to make up for it- beanies already didn’t pay very well. She rolled her eyes, bracing for impact.

“ hello, welcome to beanies, what can i get you?” she said, in a voice that was an attempt at sounding polite, but still sounded annoyed.

@guywhodoesntlikemusicals

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Can I just get..uh...

You know what? I'm feeling crazy today. Can I get a black coffee with room just a little for creamer? Maybe a centimeter?

[emma-perkys-buds]

she nods. she recognizes this guy, he visited beanies frequently. which she didn’t really understand, since the coffee was shit. Sometimes ( most of it) she spit in it. “ that’ll be $5.25” she responds

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Alright. $5.25

Pulls out wallet and counts out 6 singles and hands them to her.

Uh.. Nice weather, huh?

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma shrugs

“Yeah, I guess.” she paused , then added “ I see you in here all the time. What’s your name again?”

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

It's, uh, Paul. Matthews. I work pretty close so I'm pretty much a regular!

Oh and, here-

Drops change into tip jar

I see you here all the time too!--laughs, then coughs--that wasn't a good joke. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Minutes later, walks back in.

Uh.. I forgot my coffee.

[emma-perkys-buds]

She smiles; actually laughing for the first time she had all day. “ here you go, Paul.”

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Ah, thanks. Have a good day...I just realized I didn't catch your name. So, uh. What is your name?

[emma-perkys-buds]

“ Emma. Emma Perkins.”

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Smiles. Nice to meet you, Emma! I'll be seeing you around.

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma was behind the counter, thankful things seemed to be slowing down. Of course, as soon as that thought reached her head, the rush started.

if these assholes made her sing, she can’t promise she wouldn’t punch them. This whole idea was stupid. It’s not as if any of those tips were enough to make up for it- beanies already didn’t pay very well. She rolled her eyes, bracing for impact.

“ hello, welcome to beanies, what can i get you?” she said, in a voice that was an attempt at sounding polite, but still sounded annoyed.

@guywhodoesntlikemusicals

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Can I just get..uh...

You know what? I'm feeling crazy today. Can I get a black coffee with room just a little for creamer? Maybe a centimeter?

[emma-perkys-buds]

she nods. she recognizes this guy, he visited beanies frequently. which she didn’t really understand, since the coffee was shit. Sometimes ( most of it) she spit in it. “ that’ll be $5.25” she responds

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Alright. $5.25

Pulls out wallet and counts out 6 singles and hands them to her.

Uh.. Nice weather, huh?

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma shrugs

“Yeah, I guess.” she paused , then added “ I see you in here all the time. What’s your name again?”

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

It's, uh, Paul. Matthews. I work pretty close so I'm pretty much a regular!

Oh and, here-

Drops change into tip jar

I see you here all the time too!--laughs, then coughs--that wasn't a good joke. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Minutes later, walks back in.

Uh.. I forgot my coffee.

[emma-perkys-buds]

She smiles; actually laughing for the first time she had all day. “ here you go, Paul.”

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Ah, thanks. Have a good day...I just realized I didn't catch your name. So, uh. What is your name?

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma was behind the counter, thankful things seemed to be slowing down. Of course, as soon as that thought reached her head, the rush started.

if these assholes made her sing, she can’t promise she wouldn’t punch them. This whole idea was stupid. It’s not as if any of those tips were enough to make up for it- beanies already didn’t pay very well. She rolled her eyes, bracing for impact.

“ hello, welcome to beanies, what can i get you?” she said, in a voice that was an attempt at sounding polite, but still sounded annoyed.

@guywhodoesntlikemusicals

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Can I just get..uh...

You know what? I'm feeling crazy today. Can I get a black coffee with room just a little for creamer? Maybe a centimeter?

[emma-perkys-buds]

she nods. she recognizes this guy, he visited beanies frequently. which she didn’t really understand, since the coffee was shit. Sometimes ( most of it) she spit in it. “ that’ll be $5.25” she responds

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Alright. $5.25

Pulls out wallet and counts out 6 singles and hands them to her.

Uh.. Nice weather, huh?

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma shrugs

“Yeah, I guess.” she paused , then added “ I see you in here all the time. What’s your name again?”

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

It's, uh, Paul. Matthews. I work pretty close so I'm pretty much a regular!

Oh and, here-

Drops change into tip jar

I see you here all the time too!--laughs, then coughs--that wasn't a good joke. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Minutes later, walks back in.

Uh.. I forgot my coffee.

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma was behind the counter, thankful things seemed to be slowing down. Of course, as soon as that thought reached her head, the rush started.

if these assholes made her sing, she can’t promise she wouldn’t punch them. This whole idea was stupid. It’s not as if any of those tips were enough to make up for it- beanies already didn’t pay very well. She rolled her eyes, bracing for impact.

“ hello, welcome to beanies, what can i get you?” she said, in a voice that was an attempt at sounding polite, but still sounded annoyed.

@guywhodoesntlikemusicals

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Can I just get..uh...

You know what? I'm feeling crazy today. Can I get a black coffee with room just a little for creamer? Maybe a centimeter?

[emma-perkys-buds]

she nods. she recognizes this guy, he visited beanies frequently. which she didn’t really understand, since the coffee was shit. Sometimes ( most of it) she spit in it. “ that’ll be $5.25” she responds

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Alright. $5.25

Pulls out wallet and counts out 6 singles and hands them to her.

Uh.. Nice weather, huh?

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma shrugs

“Yeah, I guess.” she paused , then added “ I see you in here all the time. What’s your name again?”

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

It's, uh, Paul. Matthews. I work pretty close so I'm pretty much a regular!

Oh and, here-

Drops change into tip jar

I see you here all the time too!--laughs, then coughs--that wasn't a good joke. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma was behind the counter, thankful things seemed to be slowing down. Of course, as soon as that thought reached her head, the rush started.

if these assholes made her sing, she can’t promise she wouldn’t punch them. This whole idea was stupid. It’s not as if any of those tips were enough to make up for it- beanies already didn’t pay very well. She rolled her eyes, bracing for impact.

“ hello, welcome to beanies, what can i get you?” she said, in a voice that was an attempt at sounding polite, but still sounded annoyed.

@guywhodoesntlikemusicals

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Can I just get..uh...

You know what? I'm feeling crazy today. Can I get a black coffee with room just a little for creamer? Maybe a centimeter?

[emma-perkys-buds]

she nods. she recognizes this guy, he visited beanies frequently. which she didn’t really understand, since the coffee was shit. Sometimes ( most of it) she spit in it. “ that’ll be $5.25” she responds

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Alright. $5.25

Pulls out wallet and counts out 6 singles and hands them to her.

Uh.. Nice weather, huh?

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma was behind the counter, thankful things seemed to be slowing down. Of course, as soon as that thought reached her head, the rush started.

if these assholes made her sing, she can’t promise she wouldn’t punch them. This whole idea was stupid. It’s not as if any of those tips were enough to make up for it- beanies already didn’t pay very well. She rolled her eyes, bracing for impact.

“ hello, welcome to beanies, what can i get you?” she said, in a voice that was an attempt at sounding polite, but still sounded annoyed.

@guywhodoesntlikemusicals

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

Can I just get..uh...

You know what? I'm feeling crazy today. Can I get a black coffee with room just a little for creamer? Maybe a centimeter?

[emma-perkys-buds]

Emma Perkins. Yes, I work at Beanies. No, I will not sing for you. My sexuality is none of your business, but I guess I’ll share that I’m not straight.

aspiring farmer 🍃🍃

She/her

[guywhodoesntlikemusicals]

blarg

I agree