Parker

[guywiththeplant]

Hi! I’m Parker.

I like Little Shop of Horrors and The Outsiders.

I’m a guy.

My asks are open!

[byjove]

growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

[byjove]

going to be saying this periodically forever now

[fireopals]

[guywiththeplant]

mr. mushnik

[fireworkss-exe-deactivated20251]

did the world end in 2016?? it didn't

[fireworkss-exe-deactivated20251]

stop saying shit about mass suicide because you're only making things worse. queer ppl dying is exactly what the religious right wants. do you want to give them what they want? do you? bc if you kill yourself then you're giving them everything they want.

[guywiththeplant]

THANK YOU‼️ there won’t be a community if we all die!! we must survive and live to see the future we deserve ❤️

[thoughts-of-a-fictionkin]

Please help me choose songs for my Orin Scrivello kin playlist!!!

I already have all the songs with him in them from the actual musical so I just need songs that fit his aesthetic or have lyrics that can be associated with him!

[guywiththeplant]

you might like this one!! a lot of his tracks take inspiration from this song <3

“Oh, you made me lovesick that's for sure

And I've got a funny feeling

I don't wanna find a cure

And oh, yeah maybe baby

I'm falling in love”

[guywiththeplant]

new little shop art eat up

[snuize]

Forgot I made this in a dazed state last night and got jump scared by it in my drafts

[imgonzoingrightnow]

Has this been done yet?

[guywiththeplant]

orin scrivello would’ve been such a menace in the college dorms you guys have no IDEA

[suiheisen]

tou-san said “boy, you’d better werk”. anyway, please watch kinou nani tabeta

[guywiththeplant]

it’s been a little bit

enjoy some all shook up fanart

this musical needs more fans man 😭

[lt-sparrow]

came to me in a dream

[escuerzoresucitado]

[smittenns]

im screaming at this he didnt even check a box 😭

[your-unfriendlyghost]

DX rooftop

comin’ out as a stevepop enjoyer 😔

I did some stylistically different things here w/ the colors and shading n' all- it's less painterly than I usually go for pieces like this, but dammit I didn't have it in me to look up all the perfect refs an' shit yk?

(Also I'm genuinely surprised I like stevepop so much. I rarely ever ship anything, but what can I say- deep friendships that could be romantic or platonic do things to my brain chemistry. plus i relate to steve and lowkey have a crush on soda but we're not gonna unpack that today because i'm straight and don't wanna have a crisis right now)

[outsidersheadcanons]

So Dally’s been to the psych hospital a few times in his life.

every time he’s always that guy who acts completely calm during the day, but as soon as 9 PM rolls around he’s flipping out and trying to fight everyone in the place 💀

[fangirl-docintraining]

Dally gives the vibes of the manic male patient I had today who very comically pulled up one of the weighted chairs in slow motion to come sit beside me when I was trying to interview another patient and he just went “How you doin?” in a very poor attempt to flirt 😂😭

[guywiththeplant]

noo but he would do that 😭

[orinmothwings]

DOES ANYONE HAVE A BOOTLEG OF THE KCREP LITTLE SHOP. PLEASE. EVEN JUST DENTIST OR ITS JUST THE GAS. THIS COSTUMING IS INSANE

[guywiththeplant]

WHAT IN THE FALLOUT NEW VEGAS IS THAT