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One day, after a long life, we find each other again.

“Buffy stares at him, his words hitting home. She looks exhausted, and terribly sad. She shuts her eyes. He lunges, shooting his arm out, the sword straight at her face. Without opening her eyes she slams her palms together over the blade, stopping it an inch from her face. She opens her eyes, meets his gaze, and realizes what she has is herself.”

kelssiel

aliens being confused by how humans deal with scents

human: “gonna have to wash this blanket to get rid of that new smell,” alien: *makes a note that humans prefer to mark objects with familiar scents*

human: “gotta love that new car smell” alien: *scratches out previous note and replaces it with a question mark*

human: “old books smell so good,” alien: *increasingly frustrated note taking*

human: “mmm love that new book smell,” alien: “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?”

davisviolas-archive-deactivated

Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy.

prophecysgirl

second date, did I miss the first? aye, the snow monster’s the first. ice wall’s the second. after all, if i only counted quiet dinners, we wouldn’t even get one 100 days of captain swan: day 6

bookworm-and-proud

when the author adds an unnecessary love triangle into the series

ohmycaptn

emma swan: *breathes* killian jones: ♥‿♥

starboytony

spitandvinegar

If anyone ever accuses you of doing something “for attention,” simply gaze heroically into the middle distance and murmur, “like Lord Byron before me.”