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When the stars align

Sometimes, in this cold cruel world, the fates and stars align, and two people can be brought together just when they need it the most.

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Ssssssauce biking home from a late night at work in Gwelf decides to stop by the pool where she later decides to go for a swim. Casually swimming in her two-piece bathing suit she put on for the occasion, who stops by for a dip? None other than L himself ladies and gents.

The fates have aligned, glances were exchanges, and soon their naked bodies will be brought even closer together than the pool.

Summer lovin', why yes, it did have us a blast.

That's all for now Gwelfites, I hope summer is treating you more than well!

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it's been a while

Well guys, the time has finally come for me to call it quits on second year. Marks have been posted, houses have been left, and now it's time for my last reminiscent on the year.

Highlights that have not been mentioned as of yet:

The BBBs spotted chatting it up with Sssssauce's old husband and Blondie at F&S's - looked to me like the old husband has a definite thing for Ky Sauce while Ssssauce probably would have gone home with Blondie if given the chance, but we all know that's not saying that much.

While 420 (421) had some crazy times, threesomes and twosomes being spoken of everywhere, Laupau and Ssssauce managed to keep it in their pants ...

Those are certainly the most exciting things that happened in these last few months. Not much sentimentality surrounding the departure of Gwelf this semester, so until later Gwelfys! Have a stupendous summer and remember, I'm always watching.

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Rowdy Rowdy

With only a few weeks left in this semester, it's weird to say this year is coming to a close. This weekend was certainly a way to end it though!

With Ky Sauce's birthday and going out two nights in a row, it was definitely pretty tough for some old fart at the age of twenty-teen to handle!

Ssssauce was spotted slu-ing up the dance floor with no regrets, just lust, while Ky Sauce was being groped by gay men and kissing them on the lips. Multiple women were spotted entering the car of a couple questionably kind immigrant males who bought them pizza and offered them Tim Hortons! And he wore Gucci shoes. Anyway! Needless to say, Ky Sauce's best friend fell in love with Ssssauce even if it was just over a pizza. Bridesmaids here we come!

Thankfully though bros still appear to be greater than hoes as a booty call was rejected last night in order to cherish the couple more sleeps Ky Sauce and Ssssauce can have together (including a down-the-hallway-walk-of-shame at 6 am - feels just like those days in residence!).

Anyway, happy Easter and god bless us everyone!

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Viva La Revolution

So the thing is, a lot has been going down here in Gwelf and I am so sorry for being so MIA. Just have it be known, although my posts have been lacking, my gossip has not been slacking!

Here are the deets:

Sssssssauce has officially started a revolution against Blakichan, with many of the gang on board. Of course Ky Sauce wanted it to happen a year ago, but it's better late than never! Let's hope he's up and out of Gwelf soon.

Randi and K10 are soon to fall truly, madly and deeply in love. And we all know one of them already has (K10).

Steps are being gained toward the double date with BG and J as pencils are being thrown back and forth and notes are being passed. And obviously, sexuality is still being questioned.

Sssssauce has also recently denied a black man's affection and fallen hard for a white man. Needless to say, the apocolaypse may be happening soon.

But Ky Sauce is still > any white man.

And BBCan has taken over lives and that is probably why the posts have been so minimal. For this, I sincerely apologize.

(Oh and M.S.'s engaged but like whatever)

That's all for now!

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To: L

From: Ssssssauce

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UoGCompliments and GossipSquirrel

Okay, I may be being rivaled a little bit from the aforementioned parties and their anonymous gossiping and such, but I am really just going to be happy for the fact that Guelph is becoming Gossip central! Maybe one day we can all join together.

Now onto real business. My apologies for being so MIA, what can I say, we all know how life gets sometimes. Now for some recent updates:

Sssssauce has found new-love (obviously) with a certain Swim-Pond, which may be largely un-requited but she'll go for it regardless.

Edward Pen Hands is also looking extremey hopeful these days, spreading love, hope and a little bit of tumour around GE.

Blakichan has also been named the Head Vagina of the Male Vagina Squad, which has officially affected pretty much all the BBBs. I mean, who hasn't been personally victimized by Blakichan George?

Speaking of BBBs, Kay almost potentially got in with the woman that could bring us back to the BBB! If only.

L has potentially recovered from the initial heartbreak from Ssssauce and gained up the courage to ask her what the square root of 240 is, too bad she still could not make eye contact with him.

Oh yeah, and on a side note, did you know the fish Sturgeon is as big as a canoe?

Well, that seems to be all for now Guelphites - good luck with the midterms, have a good reading week, and please, keep on keepin' on!

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Last Friday Night

Spotted:

Ssssssauce and Blakichan reuniting over table tops, And he took too many shots [at her], Think they fought but I forgot.

Last friday night, Yeah they maxed out the time, almost got kicked out of the conference room, so they signed up for more time.

Last friday night, Yeah they fought the whole time through, Couldn't tell who hated who, They had a talk or three or two, Last friday night. Yeah I think they ended up as friends, Always say they're going to be, No-o-oh-oa.

This friday night, Do it all again. This friday night, Do it all again.

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Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?

J gives BG a little bit of space today, but once a couple of hours passed he realizes he cannot live without him and in fact, distance does not really make the heart grow fonder.

It'll be a shame once BG lives in Alberta.

And all the while, Ky Sauce is left to just sit and observe.

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The End of the World

Congratulations everyone! We made it to 2013 and now made it passed the minor apocalypse we had today! Looks like it's time to rock and roll!

This year is a new year. It will be a year for change and a year filled with pure fun, laughter and enjoyment. It may have gotten off to a slightly slow start with a lot of knitting, a couple of onesies and Gilmore Girls, but soon, very soon it will get cray. Beginning with L leaning his head extremely close to Sssssauce while she almost loses control. But really, wheeling is like lightning you know, you just gotta wait for it to strike.

I wish you all the best this 2013. And remember, YOLO.

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A Little Bit O' Last Minute Lovin'

As the semester is reaching a sad near close, K10 is still trying to hold on to her last bit o' RB lovin' that she can take with her over the break, sad that it only lasted a few seconds.

But don't worry, there is still a couple more exams to go!

Until then,

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Devil Spawn

We all have things we have to deal with. TG just has to deal with the fact that his father is the Devil.

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This is literally the single most painful course I've ever taken.

#DONY2012

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Number One

Sexuality is being questioned all around town, with Ssssauce's new found loves for Randi's Number One and Dr. O, while Ky Sauce is beginning to question her potential homophobia ... or just hate for Dr. O.

Although, love is springing up in all sorts of places for this cool Winter season, with new specimens being located everywhere. From BG, to the Asian and douche bag, things are looking pretty good, especially from behind.

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All Hallow's Eve

After a weeknd of festivities, including costume parties and pumpking carving and a night of trick-or-treating, all of which allowed Ky Sauce and Sssssauce to celebrate their beautiful anniversary with multiple couple costumes including Edward Scissorhands and Kim and Dumbledore and Fawkes, I guess Halloween is coming to and end ... and with that will come the playing of Ky Sauce's Michael Buble Christmas Album.

Good times are still to come all. Just as long as you forget about school and move on.

Hope everyone had a spoOoOOoky Halloween!

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Somebody That I Used To Know

The Creelmans DJ strikes again! While Ssssauce, Ky Sauce and Randi were trying to have a nice, relaxing dinner in between working solids, the conversation starts getting deep and on comes Somebody That I Used To Know.  Really, he must just know everything.

Also, Kay is starting to make her way into the crew by getting in with the Roommate and Blondie while Ssssauce is left stranded, unable to woe white men. But she is trying to learn. And there's always still the Prince.

And sex continues to rule life as we know it.

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Halloween Haunt Halloween Haunt Halloween Haunt

With Halloween a mere 15 days away, things are getting spooky around Gwelf! Document cameras cutting out here and there, bus doors closing on Kay, and most of all PG's taking the 5 to and from school - spooky!!

It's also been noted that Ky Sauce and Sssssauce are trying to plan a date to Canada's own Halloween Haunt this upcoming season, let's hope Randi will follow through so him and Ssssauce can get closer, if you know what I mean.

That's all for now kids.

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"She wears hats."

Not only does A wear hats, now OH wears hats.

Just take off the fugly hats.

Signed: A Concerned Fellow Student

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