must be magic

I should put some clever quote here - 26

[prettycolors]

[iphigenesis]

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

[raina-at]

Well, famously they can't actually afford London housing, that's the whole reason they met.

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve gone insane and started writing a cliche fantasy novel

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

why did nobody tell me that writing is the adult equivalent of playing with dolls

[pangur-and-grim]

[perverted-asexual]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[scientistservant]

[pro-prin-prinny]

AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:

[sarapsys]

Creating ships for the tax write-off

[goodfish-bowl]

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

[preludeinz]

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

[mynowherenothing]

At least we have laying down

[mobius-m-mobius]

Blanc and his Watsons 🔎💕

[sacred-portal]

[knownqueerbaiter]

literally so annoying when you exercise and your brain and body feel better after. shut up

[unwastelandunbaby]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[zmpl]

i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time

[zmpl]

some people are (understandably) upset that i didn’t tuck my phone in. listening and learning and taking accountability

[draconym]

OP I need you to know that this is the cutest thing I've ever seen and I immediately had to make one for my phone as soon as I saw it.

My elderly phone is gonna sleep so good here.

[garaks-padded-bra]

Guy on metro had a shitty little dog who spent 20 minutes untying his laces and waiting patiently with his nose 3 millimeters away for them to be re-tied before wreaking havoc again. Over and over. Owner did not care. Dogs name was Quentin.

[robertfagden]

of course i know them. we live in the same echo chamber

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

COCONUT CURRY RAMEN

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[nerunodaisuki]

[tilathebun]

[ID: A pencil sketch of a bird using a bird-sized DDR mat. Above the bird are the arrows from the game that indicate where to step, but they are shaped like 3-toed bird footprints instead of arrows. /End ID]

[sunderwight]

Fandom terms have to sound silly, like blorbo or squick, because fandom needs humbling. Not a lot. But just every so often you need a good grounding reminder that all of this is literally made up nonsense for fun.

If you take a fictional thing so seriously that silly words genuinely annoy you, you've gone too far and you need to dial it back.

[nbmudkip]

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

[fullmetalfisting]

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

[onahotrock]

do you have a picture of the little guy

[fullmetalfisting]

He hissed at me 3 times while I took this picture

[fullmetalfisting]

Thinking about how to kill and murder and bite and destroy humans