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All dressed up with nowhere to go! My friend nails me with two big, glossy whipped cream pies, totally covering my beard.

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Calvin's kit didn't get to stay clean for long during his debut show

Contestants have 4 minutes to make their way along the entire buzz wire game without setting it off. Every time the buzzer sounds there's gu

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Almost like a trip to the Pie Pod

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Double Dare was key to my becoming a slapstick fan. I always wanted to go on the show, but I'm sure I would have been way too nervous to ever actually strap on the helmet and goggles!

But as it turns out, when you're a grown-up with disposable income and friends who understand your quirks, you can make all your Nickelodeon dreams come true.

You can put together a full Double Dare uniform (blue team all the way), make a dozen big, thick, cream pies - probably creamier than the ones they used on the show - and have your friend put you in the hot seat for the full Nickelodeon treatment.

There was one, big, extra special creampie after this one. If you want to see it, like this post ;)

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Tactical Sam getting blasted with pies

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There's something exciting about seeing a high performance athlete get nailed with a pie. Here are two funny, sexy scenes where a boxer and a football player get obliterated with big, heavy whipped cream pies. I'm shirtless and cocky in both, and I get pied a total of seven times.

Check out the video here:

Most of my stuff is free, but occasionally I might sell a video to fund my expensive cream pie habit.