Jake

Jacob "Jake" Benjamin Gyllenhaal born in Los Angeles, And I'm 33 years old. (December 19, 1980)

[gyllenhaalhere]

Almost. I almost fought over a scarf with an elderly woman.. Then I realized it wasn’t exactly worth it.

Bad ass. I hope she didn't hurt you.

[jennalouisecolemannn]

I’m still exhausted from Black Friday shopping. Best experience of my life ever.

[gyllenhaalhere]

I'm surprised you are still alive. Did you get in any fights?

[yeahcrackships]

[gyllenhaalhere]

Oooh, you are? You just want to celebrate every holiday, don’t you?

Every holiday except Thanksgiving haha!

[vanessabutterfly-hudgens]

I just watched a commercial for a baby doll with fever… Hashtag shit people come up with to sell to kids for Christmas

[gyllenhaalhere]

And somehow parents still buy it for their child.

[gyllenhaalhere]

[text] just a bunch of my friends. Some of them have other plans so there might now be a lot of people, but it'll be fun.

Text: Awesome. I can't wait! :)

[gyllenhaalhere]

[text] they would have and now I feel a little bad for them, but only a little. I'll see you then, oh and you don't have to bring anything. Just yourself.

Text: Only a little. Who else is coming?

[gyllenhaalhere]

[text] oh good, this could have been completely awkward with me inviting some stranger to my dinner. Great, I'll see you there. :)

Text: Hahahaha, he or she would have the best dinner ever. Okay, see you there! :)

[gyllenhaalhere]

You’ve discovered my secret identity. I am infact part of the Christmas police squad and you make a valid point, it must be the idea of me with handcuffs. I’ll have to quit the job for the sake of the Christmas spirit

Yeah, you are the reason why people aren't in a Christmas mood. It's obviously the idea of you with handcuffs. I don't blame them.

[gyllenhaalhere]

Here I was about to compliment you on your acting, but I wont do that now because you´re not a nice person 

What? I am. You are allowed on my boat.

[gyllenhaalhere]

That’s so kind of you to help me decorate your house, Jake!

Yes, Jul. I'm very nice person. ;)

[gyllenhaalhere]

I didn’t know that you were so into Christmas! Plus, isn’t this like our first time actually talking to each other? Oops! I know who you are though because I’m a fan of your work! I’m Emma Watson, but you can call me whatever.

I'm a Chrismukkah person. Hahaha, I think it is. Oops? And I obviously know who you are. I'm Jake.

[gyllenhaalhere]

Bah Humbug to those people! Being in the christmas moos is definitely not a bad thing. 

You get it! I guess people just want to wait until Thanksgiving is over..

[gyllenhaalhere]

I AM.

Awesome! And you already had a small Christmas party with PLL ;)

[gyllenhaalhere]

I can’t wait for Christmas presents! do you want to give me a present? I can give you one too! I love buying presents!

You want me to buy you a present? Why not. I'll buy you one but I'm not sure what a girl wants so, any ideas?

[gyllenhaalhere]

The best way to spend Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

I agree with you, Lucy!

[gyllenhaalhere]

Oh, oops then? Well the Americans are all about Thanksgiving this week but right after it everyone will be in Christmas mood, you’ll see.

Hahaha, good! I want everyone to be in Christmas mood.