Gyoza

Currently existing | 21

[punishedsaints]

[fall-warning]

[dontbelasagnax]

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

[savetheworldkissaplushie]

[tamamoland]

[tamamowand]

wgen will it be my turn

[nyanbinary-neko]

@cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns

[tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss]

i'm still waiting

[yurioverdose]

「絡み合う」/「よむ」のイラスト [pixiv]

[pathidoszune]

⚠️SPOILER FOR FABLES AND FRONTIERS⚠️

pov: you have come across a kavat merchant on your travels

[loidfloof]

amir has been enlightened to the joy of sprodling

[catasters]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[pearl-in-vinegar]

i am going to kiss him on the mouth

[dontmesswithness]

In a world where politics makes me feel bad a lot of the time, Count Binface makes me feel good - between the silliness with he presents himself with and the amazing costume, there's a person who seems like they actually care about making his country a better place for people other than the millionaires and the billionaires.

Oh yeah, and fuck Nigel Farage, if that wasn't clear lmao.

[cremanata]

catgirl maomao ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

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[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[shimejimee]

🍺🚬.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[purrhibition]

Hair up

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cassili]

[reachartwork]

"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

-twitter user nyetalia

[reachartwork]

yeah sure i'll permanently attach that addition to this image

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale