Handicant

My name's Josh. I work at Walmart. I've noticed a plague, and the sickness is bad parking. So, I've decided to start taking pictures of what I see, and share them with the internet. You can submit your own here if you see one that just needs to be shared.

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I want this printed on every shirt I own

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How to play The Sims

spend 3 hours creating your family

spend 3 days creating your house

play the actual game for 20 minutes

do not touch for 4 months

repeat

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Everyone!!

So when I started this blog, I forgot to attach it to my personal. Therefore, I am going to delete this blog and send you over to my other one. The URL is going to be the same as this one was, www.handicant.tumblr.com. So head on over and follow for some shitty partking!

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Good old Tim Hortons parking.

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I don't understand.

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Not necessarily a handicant, but still. I think you're missing a little something.

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Parking inside a different set of lines doesn't count.

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His bumper sticker said "Jesus hates sins!" I don't think he remembers the bible verse "Thou shall not park like an asshole".

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You tried

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Nailed it.

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Parking is so hard.

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Movie threefer

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Parking. Bad parking.

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Go home van. You're drunk.

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School parking.

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That's not even remotely a spot.

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At the movies. It's like a bad parking job wonderland.