[coral]

[lamorbidezza]

[coral]

Atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning…

C.S. Lewis (via feellng)

[theproblematicblogger]

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

[coral]

Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

 Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love (via feellng)

[coral]

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

[harmoni-fromwithin]

i’ve blogged this like 5 times and i still love it

[skygenders]

Tumblr Puns

[coral]

What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War … Athena versus Poseidon?” “I don’t know. But I just know that I’ll be fighting next to you.” “Why?” “Because you’re my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?

Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief (via feellng)

[cometothedarkssidewehavecandy]

[h4zy]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[cyanblur]

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

[coral]

[snorelaks]

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

[neverendingwank-deactivated2019]

[rosvlind]

i even procrastinate things i actually want to do

[bluedollarbillzmusic]