share your last piece of gum

jess • she/they dork • big fan of green curry i hear if you keep the same tumblr acct for 10+ years you might be a cockroach in a human suit

[kosovska]

the final rule of chess is that u can make the pieces kiss

[spitblossoms]

[sm64mario]

which makes me wonder, actually, would a super mushroom on a pizza act like a regular super mushroom for someone who eats it?

Hm... I’mma not sure, actually! Usually, if you’a eat one normally, it’lla make you big, but using power-ups as’a garnishes or toppings diminishes their effect a bit! You’a might just get a little taller!

[tielesiti-eftu]

but you need several mushrooms to make a pizza, right? what happens if, somehow, you manage to eat the whole pizza?

[sm64mario]

Hm... Maybe I’a outta test this out myself! Just a moment!

[sm64mario]

I’a got my head stuck in the ceiling.

[ha-dvash]

Neil: *sets an incense burner on his dresser*

Neil: *places one (1) cigarette in the burner and lights it*

[dsm-wannabe-linguist]

me: ‘je vais’ means ‘i go’ :)

duolingo:

[dsm-wannabe-linguist]

no one:

linguist philosophers: how can i be saussure

[dsm-wannabe-linguist]

linguists be like “wow this blew up here’s my soundcloud” and drop their entire phonology dissertation

[praying]

[spectralcreep]

I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

nikola tesla was like “you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension” yeah dude and they’ll prolly be branded with your last name. how does that make you feel

[ittybittytatertot]

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

[ilovethecolorpink-deactivated20]

listening to perfect places and just realized i am no longer nineteen and on fire

[lylylylylylylylyly]

u ever look at girls and think how the fuck u that pretty

[mystic-mother-moon]

[konoko]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

[yungterra-blog]

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

[angel-kiyoss]