let's try this one more time with feeling

and it's happened once again i'll     turn    to     a     f r i e n d someone   that  understands sees through  the master plan but ( e v e r y b o d y ' s ) gone && i've been here for too long to  face  this  on  my  o w n ... well i guess this is growing up

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✆ text: jonah

frankie: uh.. thanks, i guess.

Jonah: if that's too much for you, monsters inc. might be up your alley.

[novacohen-deactivated20190429]

Wherever you want.

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Fine.

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@mileshworth: @haakjonah :)

@haakjonah: @mileshworth don't.

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@mileshworth: @haakjonah not really. figure it out yourself.

@haakjonah: @mileshworth you're not fucking with my job.

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Aww come on not even a little x or something? Don’t you trust me?

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A little x where?

[lolapopz-deactivated20160701]

Ah! A hug!? I don’t know, what do you want? 

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A hug is decent payment.

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✆ text: jonah

frankie: i'm having a horror movie marathon and need some suggestions!

frankie: the scarier the better.

Jonah: the exorcist is always a classic.

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✆ ▹▹ gloria

Gloria: you're one of the lucky few. and i'm lucky enough to know someone that has a car and is willing to get away for sometime. tuesday? sounds good to me :D

Jonah: just as long as you're not using me as a chauffeur. ;) i'll see you then.

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Okay, so there’s a slight chance there’s a monster under my bed. Check for me?

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What’ll I get in return?

[novacohen-deactivated20190429]

Maybe but what if I promise you I won’t? 

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You just said maybe, Grace. I trust you but not with a tattoo.

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@mileshworth: @haakjonah stop trying to be smart. it doesn't look good on you. i suggest you go back to your crappy job while you still have it.

@haakjonah: @mileshworth and you're still throwing a fit. what is that supposed to mean?

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@mileshworth: @haakjonah oh go fuck yourself. wow you're so funny and clever.

@haakjonah: @mileshworth see? i didn't even have to say anything for you to throw a fit.

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Depends on the person, I’d say you should. It’s not like I’d tattoo your face.

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You’d just purposely give me a really crappy tattoo that I’d be stuck with for the rest of my life.

[novacohen-deactivated20190429]

And why is that?

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Would anyone really trust you with a needle, Grace?

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@mileshworth: @haakjonah it wasn't even hot in the first place. richie rich seems to be the only insult you have.

@haakjonah: @mileshworth you wouldn't know, you sent it back complaining without even trying it. i'd mention your daddy issues but you'd get upset.

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How eloquently worded.  

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I try.

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@mileshworth: @haakjonah i didn't know asking for actual hot coffee was such a ridiculous request. careful there with the crying, you don't want to ruin your makeup.

@haakjonah: @mileshworth if you hadn't spent so much time complaining about it, it would've been hot when you got it. is that really the only insult you have?