SEVENTRIALS

[habit-or-rib]

IF YOU’RE READING THIS, YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED A VERY SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY.

I AM OFFERING YOU (YES, THE PERSON READING THIS.) A PLACE IN A TOURNAMENT OF SORTS, A UNIQUE CONTEST, REBOOTED JUST FOR YOU AND ALL OF YOUR EXPENDABLE CO-CONSPIRATORS.

SOUNDS GREAT, RIGHT?

THE ONLY THING I ASK OF YOU: BE COMPLETELY OPEN WITH ME. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME. AND DO NOT SEEK ANY OUTSIDE HELP. PLAY FAIR.

TO ENTER THIS TOURNAMENT YOU WILL HAVE TO SUBMIT AN AUDITION. IN CASE YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU SHOULD BE CLICKING BY YOURSELF (LIKELY) I HAVE GRACIOUSLY CIRCLED IT IN THE IMAGE BELOW.

OR, ALTERNATIVELY.

OR, ALTERNATIVELY, SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST. I DON’T BITE. (NOT TOO HARD, AT THE VERY LEAST.)

PLEASE FOLLOW THE TEMPLATE BELOW FOR ANY AUDITIONS.

IT WILL LIKELY BE A WHILE BEFORE WE HAVE ENOUGH SUBMISSIONS, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR TIME SUBMITTING. MAKE A DECISION AND MAKE IT QUICK.

FEEL FREE TO SEND ME ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE. (BUT NOT TOO MANY AT ONCE, DON’T YOU DARE CLOG UP MY INBOX WITH MEANINGLESS DRIVEL.)

GOOD LUCK, MEAT.

—YOURS.

RABBITS: 001 @istillwantsoup 002 @habitrabbit2009 003 @rabies-rabbit 004 @bigpapapenis 005 @curlyseyes 006 @piercingwannabe 007 @miss-dialup 008 @visceralvampire13 009 @whirlpools-storm

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opinions on the hit film Backrooms?

IT’S A GOOD MOVIE 10/10. WHATEVER THEY USED FOR THE STILL-LIFE MEAT LOOKED DELICIOUS.

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what’s up gang, we’d love to interact with you but first we have a question

what’s your stance on endogenics/willogenics?

- Rabbits Recall

NOT A FAN.

I HAD MY FIRST(AND HOPEFULLY ONLY) INTERACTION WITH ONE A FEW DAYS AGO AND IT WAS FUCKING ABYSMAL.

I DON’T GET WHY THEY THINK IT’S SO MAGICAL AND FUN. FUCKING IDIOTS.

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also 🦐 is calling you old and ugly

YEAH, I DON’T CARE.

I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT. I GUESS

YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PUTTING IT INTO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL. (I WOULD RECOMMEND GARDENING BUT YOU DON’T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO GOES OUTSIDE MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR.)

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licks you

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The recent close call??? What do you mean by that?

-💜🪡

HE HAD REGAINED CONTROL OF HIMSELF. THAT IS WHY I HAD BEEN ABSENT.

AND I MAY HAVE. FORGOTTEN TO. COVER MY TRAIL AS WELL AS USUAL. (ALL IS WELL, THOUGH. HE’S STILL IGNORANT. DUMB BITCH.)

[habit-or-rib]

My parents are horrible. Home school is horrible. -🪹

THERE ARE DEFINITELY OTHER PLACES TO SCROUNGE FOR PITY.

[habit-or-rib]

unc doesn’t know the meaning of chuzzed and unc 🦐

I’VE SINCE LOOKED AT THE “DEFINITIONS” FOR THESE “WORDS”. YOU ARE STILL JUST SAYING NONSENSE TO ME.

SPEAK NORMALLY OR DON’T BOTHER SPEAKING AT ALL.

[habit-or-rib]

Hello, HABIT. Say hi to Evan for me, please.

NAH, I’M NOT DOING THAT. HE DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS REBOOT YET. (DESPITE THE VERY RECENT CLOSE CALL.)

IT’D BE REAL FUNNY TO SEE HIM TRY AND PUT A WRENCH IN MY PLANS, BUT STILL.

[habit-or-rib]

Name: Ethan

Age: 16

Gender: Man.

Earliest Nightmare: Something to do with spiders

Shoe Size: 9 in mens

Hair Color: Brown

BMI: Don't worry about it

Preferred Blood Type: I don't care

What I cherish most: My friends and family

What I hate the most: Myself (and spiders/bugs)

[habit-or-rib]

chuzzed and unc 🦐

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING TO ME.

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I think you need to update your pinned post...

-💜🪡

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

[habit-or-rib]

NAME: viscera

AGE: 19

GENDER: agender

EARLIEST NIGHTMARE: my mother shoving her fist down my throat

SHOE SIZE: 8 and 1/2

HAIR COLOR: pink!

BMI: 18.3

PREFERRED BLOOD TYPE: O negative

WHAT YOU CHERISH THE MOST: Punk hello kitty

WHAT YOU HATE THE MOST: men, probably.

[habit-or-rib]

WHEN DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE EXPECTING THE TRIALS TO START

NOT TO RUSH YOU, YA GOT YOUR OWN SHIT GOING ON

JUST CURIOUS...

I'M SURE YOU GOT GREAT THINGS PLANNED

EXCITED TO PARTAKE.

- PRIMARY FRAGMENT OF 004

HOPEFULLY BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR.

I OBVIOUSLY DON’T HAVE ENOUGH RABBITS YET, THESE ABSOLUTE WIMPS REALLY ARE TAKING THEIR SWEET TIME TO AUDITION.

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what do we get if we win

IT’S A SURPRISE.

[habit-or-rib]

NAME: Iva

AGE: 19

GENDER: Female

EARLIEST NIGHTMARE: Getting shot in the chest

SHOE SIZE: 5.5

HAIR COLOR: Brown

BMI: 23.4

PREFERRED BLOOD TYPE: B-

WHAT YOU CHERISH THE MOST: My friends

WHAT YOU HATE THE MOST: Boredom

[habit-or-rib]

NAME: Adam

AGE: 14

GENDER: I don’t care

EARLIEST NIGHTMARE: Once I was fully conscious during sleep paralysis and I had pinkeye, so I was blind. Scary stuff.

SHOE SIZE: 9.5W + 8M

HAIR COLOR: Brown

BMI: ≈25.1

PREFERRED BLOOD TYPE: A-

WHAT YOU CHERISH THE MOST: This dino plush named June

WHAT YOU HATE THE MOST: Shrimp 🦐