Shell Games - Rogueâs Gallery Stories
It was good to be king, or so the saying went. Â Alderman Walt Campbell was very sure he would agree, if he ever got the chance to become a king. Â But he was also aware of his limits. Â Much better to be the biggest fish in a small pond than a minnow in the ocean. Â And ponds didnât come much smaller than Peculiar Missouri.
As he got out of his car he checked his hair, going a distinguished silver-grey at the temples and thick enough he hadnât had to resort to a comb-over. Â It made him look wise and trustworthy, while still seeming young enough to get things done, he decided. Â Sort of the distinguished senior Senator from somewhere look.
Inside Town Hall, he smiled at the receptionist; an older woman, plump and dressed conservatively even for her station. Â âHowâs life, Lottie?â he asked like always.
Charlotte Stewart laughed, like always. Â âSame as it was yesterday, Alderman,â she replied, like always. Â These little rituals kept civilization running, and they both knew how things would derail if they were ignored. Â âYouâve got a four oâclock with Principal Overwood from up at Ray-Pec. Â She seemed pretty adamant about it.â
âWell, children are our future,â he said with a campaign smile. Â âThat seems to me a worthy thing to get adamant about.â Â It was practically a soundbite. Â Thatâs how he kept his seat so long. Â He was always campaigning.
He went to his office, shuffled paperwork around to delegate to the staffers and interns, and thanked that stroke of genius heâd had to work out a Dual Credit internship which supplied most of his unpaid labor. Â High school kids were under age, meaning legally he couldnât pay them. Â He could hire them and make them do his paperwork, but he wasnât actually allowed to compensate them. Â That would be child labor and therefore wrong. Â He chuckled as the stacks got taken away by his minions, then decided that sounded too super-villain. Â He spent an hour in his private bathroom practicing better laughs in the mirror. Â He had a lunch meeting with a city contractor, who knew what to offer and how to offer it. He went back to the office richer by a favor to be decided, and in need of the right form to authorize a sub division to be built out by that old round about that led nowhere. Â He got stonewalled by the Survey department, who told him that land had been left alone for good reasons, underground creeks, toxic gas pockets in the soil, other bizarre mishaps. Â He gave the head of the department a skeptical look and made vague but pointed comments about stagnating the population size and bringing in more townsfolk, and their tax revenue, and made a subtle hint those losses would come out of Surveyâs budget. Â He got the paper, signed, initialed, dated, and signed again, got the on-staff notary to stamp it and sent out an e-mail for bids on the development. Good form must be observed even if he already knew whoâd get it.
At four oâclock he saw his afternoon intern, Dani Lussier, who needed to be given the talk about office attire, again, he noticed, let in Principal Calla Overwood. Â He had some time to observe before she got to the door. The window wall that made him seem trustworthy and approachable also gave him excellent sightlines over his staff area, and their desks were laid out to both encourage effective cooperation and slow any approach from outside. Â Calla had lost weight, he decided. Â It didnât suit her. Â She was already a touch too sharp in the cheekbones and chin areas, and the loss only emphasized that. Â She might be under stress, that could be useful. Â She wore a white blazer over a silk blouse patterned with daisies and a white suit-skirt. Â Polished, prepared, not good for bargaining. Â Her hair had been recently dyed, but only back to her normal pale brown, and sheâd pulled it back in a ponytail. Â Trying to look young, then, another weak spot. Â He stood to open the door for her.
âThank you Miss Lussier, please go talk to Miss Stewart about getting you a different shirt. Â I know weâve had the talk about appropriate workplace attire.â Â He saw Calla smile, she agreed with him. Â Dani looked a little wounded, but he could handle that better than an accusation of predatory behavior.
âSo nice of you to make the time on short notice, Alderman,â Calla said as he pulled out her chair.
âNot at all, you are this townâs custodian of our children during their most vulnerable ages, and children are our future, so your concerns are quite important.â
âIâm glad we agree on that. Iâm very concerned about possible negative influences with some students who shall, of course, remain nameless.â
âOf course,â he agreed amicably. Â No need to fight yet.
âThere have been the normal rumors, the ghost stories, the superstitions, you know, childrenâs traditions.â
âMm, yes, I think I remember one about two people saying a word at the same time, immature, and I knew it then, but I still did it,â he encouraged. Â Sheâd get to her point soon enough.
âWell, Iâve nothing against that sort of thing, itâs in the literature as a developmental point.  But some of the new ones are⊠worrying. Vampires among us, and witches, and I think I heard a student say Evil Fairy the other day.  Itâs a little too Grimmâs Brothers.  I donât like those stories, Alderman. I like the Disney versions better, with the singing and the pretty colors and the Prince marrying the Princess and living happily ever after.â  Callaâs high voice actually sounded a bit like the Disney Snow White, but when she tried to be stern with him he had a flash of the Evil Queen glaring at the Mirror.
âI like those better myself. Much less of the inappropriate material.â
âThen youâll understand why we have to work together to stop these stories. Â It starts harmless enough, but then theyâll spend so long in the fantasy that reality becomes the fiction and we start having women thrown in ovens on suspicion of witchcraft.â Â She sort of lost the thread there, but he saw her point.
âWell, I canât legally prevent them telling stories, but Iâm sure if we both pay attention and work together, we can find the rumor mongers. Â From there, itâs a paperwork hop, skip and jump to juvenile detention. Peculiar doesnât have one, the closest is in Leeâs Summit. Â Let them cool off away from the others and everyone will forget.â
âYes, Iâm sure we can. But I know how City Hall works, Alderman. Â Iâm not stupid.â
âOf course not, youâre an educator, we wouldnât have hired you if you were.â Â He let the subtle reminder that those who are hired may also be fired sink in. Â âWe can work out the exact details later. Â Hereâs my emergency phone line. Â Iâll talk to you soon, Calla.â
In the one blind spot from the Aldermanâs fish-bowl, Dani Lussier held her breath.  Sheâd ducked back here to adjust her borrowed, and embarrassing, shirt to look a bit more like it fit her, but sheâd overheard part of his talk with Principal Overwood.  Kids who told ghost stories were going to get sent to juvie.  That couldnât be right.  That couldnât be legal.  She took this internship because she liked politics, it was like being popular in school, but bigger and more important and therefore better.  So sheâd learned the laws, because they were like the Jimmy Choos of Politics.  You couldnât send a kid to juvie for spreading a rumor.  But you could fudge paperwork enough that a judge might sign it. If the judge were motivated. Principal Overwood had implied⊠Dani didnât want to believe it, but she had to now it would seem.  Alderman Campbell was corrupt, and he had dirt on a judge.  So that left one question.