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went to the club last night hooked up with a beautiful lady who afterwards asked me for my instagram and she was already following me and i was not following her back. maybe i’m the problem…

#milan gays man #and i’m milan gays #usually lesbianism means hoping you don’t have too many followers in common #but this time she was FOLLOWING ME ALREADY #thunk long and hard about why she was following me she proposed tinder but i haven’t been on the apps for almost two years #so i’m guessing she saw me somewhere followed me and i was like nahhhhh i don’t know yoy #I’M THE PROBLEM #sorry beautiful ladies #also i hope she doesn’t text me lowkey #i don’t want to have to tell her that i am mr emotionally unavailable #i do NAWT want a relationship i am sorry #but i would like to maybe see her again for lesbian purposes #anyway #happy pride

bunniebun-juice

i think a beautiful woman playing in my mouth until my brain is so turned off i can only respond with grunts and taps while drooling all over the place would be really lovely right about now

#and people wonder why i’m so in love with my dentist #it’s literally a beautiful woman having me at her mercy and doing things to me #hurting me #and telling me i’m doing a good job taking it well etc etc #doesn’t get any better than that truly

crumpet099

Those are his fledglings man

#go forth my qiflings #let’s all shelter under mama’s big cape

no-sharks-on-the-sun

starting a compilation

no-sharks-on-the-sun

#some naked bullshit #i need to start cataloguing these posts because i find them very funny #and i want to be able to look at them and giggle #how good is that pussy bad leave me alone type of post

catcrumb

#this is what it feels like #me going to work to my new job where i have to talk to people on behalf of my company #shitting my pants throughout but i Will Do It #i’m gonna be brave!!!!

t8oo

catcrumb

#this is what it feels like

don’t know if this is relatable to any other butch/tboy/transmasc, but honestly nothing compares to the intense deep tissue massage i give myself after taking off days old tape. softening the glue under the hot shower so taking it off doesn’t hurt too bad, washing off the residue and then massaging the flesh with lotion, finally scratching that lingering itch that i had been ignoring for so long. pushing and pulling at the skin to wake it back up and give it some relief. and until i look at the mirror and put on clothes the dysphoria hasn’t kicked in yet, i’m alone with myself tending to my blisters and my dry red skin so it can breathe a bit.

#i have started a new job and i have been feeling extremely dysphoric #so i’ve been putting tape on back to back to back #thankfully i found a brand that doesn’t irritate my skin as much and i don’t have many blisters #but the tight hug the tape gives me carries that underlying itch still #i try to be hopeful but i’m not sure how long i will be able to keep this up for #i don’t think i will be putting it back on until sunday maybe #tomorrow i’m probably gonna sweat to death in my binder #i’m kind of hopeless about transitioning lately i’m trying not to think about it #anyway #butch #butch posting #transmasc #dyke #butch dyke #dykeposting #boy dyke #tboy dyke #gender dysphoria #dysphoria posting

butch4prints

A zine of questionable haircut advice :)

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#REAL #EVERYONE GET BALDER NOWWWW

theartofmadeline

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

yellowistheraddest

they're watching someone getting eaten by a cougar or something

mumblesplash

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

#op i know you’re talking about spelunkers and cave divers #but this post made me think of the interconnected tunnels of rabbits and moles and the such #we are walking on cities we have no idea of

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

#god i love these freakazoids #insane specimen #every now and then i need to tap back into my roots #(marine ecology)#i <3 u weirdos of the sea

crimson-chains

People keep saying the Monet piece reminds them of ducks following their mama~ I thought that was such a cute image I had to draw it :D

#GO FORTH MY QIFLINGS #QUACK QUACK #LETS ALL FOLLOW MAMA #the specific subset of qifrey + the girls drawing where they’re ducks AUGHHHHHHHH AAAAAAA #his qiflings……..

crumpet099

Those are his fledglings man

#go forth my qiflings #bugs when you lift up a rock

crimson-chains

Doing a museum themed stamp rally for WHA at Denver Fanexpo! Here's my prize piece, based on Monet's "Bridge over a pond of water lilies" :D I think it turned out rather nice <3

#go forth my qiflings #let’s follow mama :)

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