i don't want to run

Name is Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz. I'm sure you'll love me because, let's be honest, who doesn't? If I take longer than 48h to reply, please do message me ☺

[herzbeben]

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

For rpers: reblog if you are 18+

[whendoesyourjourneyend]

You have permission to flirt with my muses anonymously. Starting now.

[dreamyoswin-deactivated20141206]

[hadesisnotonfire]

toparadiise:

&&. would you please kindly reblog this if you don’t mind being sent questions for you/your muse ? and if you want to specify in the tags what kind of questions are your favorites ( to be answered by the writer or by the muse, for example ), that’d also be lovely ?

[fageleh]

au ideas you never asked for

“HEY STOP! YOU’RE STEALING MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG! WHAT THE FU – oh, they hired a dog walker? hahaha haha.. ha… carry on”

“i’m in the nurse’s office a lot with migraines and you’re always in here organizing her tongue depressors and i really don’t think you go to this school so what gives”

“the building manager neglected to tell me the window washers would be coming by today so excuuuuuuse me for thinking that twenty three floors up was high enough that i could dance around in my office without being seen”

“you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?”

“you and your friends have been playing the penis game in the library for the last five minutes and none of you have gotten above a quiet yell and i’m really just trying to study over here so i’m gonna put an end to this by winning the game”

“it’s 2 in the morning and i was just trying to get home but i left my sunroof open all day and now there’s a squirrel in my car and it scared me and i drove into a pole – would you please stop laughing you’re a cop. you’re supposed to be helping”

“my favorite band dropped a new single today and i’ve had it on repeat for seven hours and i can see you judging me but that isn’t going to make me shut it off”

“hey new neighbor it appears that your dog likes me a thousand times better than she likes your partner and they’re really jealous and i’m sorry but not really because hellloooooo there”

“you can’t get tattooed drunk, come back in the morning and if you still want my name on your ass we’ll talk”

[memesforu-blog]

Send “Stay behind me” for my muse’s reaction to yours gently pushing them behind their body.

[toxixpumpkin]

Ridiculous Sentence Prompts

“Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 

“Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”

“Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”

“So why did I have to punch that guy?”

“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”

“I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”

“Please stop petting the test subjects. ”

“That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 

“So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”

“I’m like 75% sure this won’t explode on us.”

“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”

“I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”

[drummxngarchive-blog]

I’M CURIOUS! Reblog this if you’re okay with your RP partners introducing NPCs into your threads?

[queenaw-deactivated20160821]

Being mine.

[hadesisnotonfire]

“Well, thank you for letting me.” he smiled.

[queenaw-deactivated20160821]

She kissed his cheek. “Thank you.”

[hadesisnotonfire]

“What for?”

[queenaw-deactivated20160821]

“You also came home from tour to be with us.”

[hadesisnotonfire]

“That’s nothing. I have my priorities well set. There’s no way on Earth I would ever leave you knowing you’re carrying my child.” Tom cuddled her. “I love you and you’re my family. All three of you.”

[queenaw-deactivated20160821]

“It’s more than enough.”

[hadesisnotonfire]

“All I did was get you a job, a TV and a few DVDs, love.” he replied. “That’s not enough.”

[queenaw-deactivated20160821]

“You already did a lot,love.”

[hadesisnotonfire]

“It’s not enough.” he mumbled.

[queenaw-deactivated20160821]

“Cuddles are okay too.” she smiled. “Don’t panic.”

[hadesisnotonfire]

“I want to help, but I can’t.” he pulled himself closer to his girls and embraced them.

[queenaw-deactivated20160821]

“Yeah,i have cramps.”

[hadesisnotonfire]

“Is there anything I can do to help you? Tea? Bag of hot water? Paracetamol?Anything at all?”

[queenaw-deactivated20160821]

“Thank you.” she smiled before cuddling Emma

[hadesisnotonfire]

“Nap time, then?”

[queenaw-deactivated20160821]

She relaxed and looked at her small bump

[hadesisnotonfire]

“It’s amazing!” he closed the laptop. “Congrats!”