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AI GENERATED DEMON BROTHERS GOOD LORD 😫😫😫

(creds : meimo019 on tiktok)

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@l3viat8an @eternallydaydreaming2015

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So, it looks like a "mysterious force" 90% sure it's Barbatos pulled us into the past. We just...vanished.

Can you imagine the panic? The sheer terror when the pact was severed?

Mammon clawing at himself, trying to soothe this deep ache in his chest. Leviathan, with a deep-seeding anxiety in his gut, pacing in his room. Satan raging, turning the Devildom upside down to find you. Asmo calling all of his friends and fan club members, trying to identify the last person who saw you. Beel and Belphie venturing into town, calling your name, before discovering your cracked D.D.D. in an alleyway.

And, worst of all, that vauge sense of unease Lucifer has, before someone confirms his worst fears?

...now I have to write this.

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Random Obey Me! Headcanons

Belphie doesn't know how to swim and is too lazy to learn. The brothers have tried to teach him multiple times, but he always ends up giving up before he can make any real progress. He even fell asleep in the water while Satan tried to teach him once, and after that, the brothers just collectively gave up and accepted he'd probably never learn how to swim.

Lucifer is terrible at baking and making any kind of sweets in general. This is funny, considering he's one of the best cooks in the house when it comes to preparing literally anything else. Satan absolutely thrives off of this, as he actually masters all areas of the kitchen and will brag about how it's one of the things he's better at than Lucifer.

Beel loves rock and metal, they're his favorite music genres to listen to and motivate him when he's doing his morning run, practicing for future games, or going through his workout routine. He actually learned how to play drums because of it, and even performed in a concert when a friend's band was doing a show, and the friend called him a few hours earlier saying he couldn't make it and needed him to take his place. That day, multiple videos of the concert were posted to DevilTube and went viral. Everywhere, people were discussing how talented Beel was, and the brothers even encouraged him to enter the music industry. He refused though, saying he wanted to focus on sports as it was his main passion.

Satan was born a child, though he grew faster than any other demon or angel. The way I picture this is that he would stay the same age for a few years and then jump to another out of nowhere, for example: he'd be 3 years old for a few years, and then suddenly jump to 5, staying that age for another set of years till he jumped to 7 and continued the cycle. This only stopped when he reached the age he'd originally been had he been born when first formed as an emotion in Lucifer's body. And so he now ages normally, as any other demon would.

There's a magic barrier around the House of Lamentation that stops any demon that's not one of the brothers, Diavolo or Barbatos from even passing the gates. But as mentioned, it only works on demons, hence why Luke was able to sneak in without the others even noticing during season 1.

Mammon smokes. It's his way to relax after an especially stressful day, he'll stand on the balcony staring at the view outside, alone in his thoughts for as long as he needs to. The brothers understand, as they all have their own ways to cope with stress, and always make sure to check on him at some point while he's there or after. Sometimes though, on very rare occasions, Lucifer will actually go and join him. They'll vent to each other about work, their day in general, and whatever is on their mind while smoking together. Those times are very special for both of them, as they can just chat and relax together without worrying about anything else, knowing they'll always have each other.

The characters' speech gets jumbled when they're drunk, they just start speaking multiple languages at the same time and it only gets worse the more drunk they are. For example, Levi will start spilling Japanese words and sentences in the middle of conversations, Solomon will talk in Old English and confuse everybody, and Lucifer, as the affectionate drunk he is, will just start mumbling I love yous and a bunch of soft praises in Infenal to his brothers and MC. It's a mess.

Levi is one of the most popular streamers in the Devildom when it comes to gaming, anime reviewing, and weeb content in general. He's everyone's favorite, and the one people go to for opinions before purchasing anything. He gets sent games before the official release, merch, figurines, etc. And although most of his streams involve just him, sometimes a brother will join. Mammon and Beel for the most part, but the others have all participated at some point. ( Fun fact: Levi broke his record of views when Lucifer accepted to join him after years and years of pestering. They played Minecraft together, chatted about random stuff, and the viewers were blown away seeing a new side of the eldest, as they only viewed him to be intimidating and unapproachable. To this day, fans beg for another stream between the two, but Lucifer always refuses, saying that was the first and only time. )

Lucifer taught Satan how to play piano when he was younger. The fourth born however grew to resent the instrument, lumping it together in the long list of things he'll never pursue again because of how it only makes him more similar to the eldest. He does miss it sometimes though, and very rarely, when he's alone at home, he'll play one or two songs to himself and think back to the lessons Lucifer gave him long long ago.

Beel gives the best massages ever for some reason. You'd think not because of his size and clumsiness, but he actually knows how to control his strength and be a perfect mix between gentle and rough. Oftentimes Beel uses his skill on his brothers, mostly Lucifer and Levi as they're usually the ones staying sitting for too many hours at a time and end up stiff as rocks afterward.

Asmo has an OnlyDevil account, where he shares spicy pictures/videos of himself that his fans go absolutely crazy for. His account is very popular and he's actually one of the most sought creators on the platform. Needless to say, the amount of money he makes out of it is no joke.

For some time after lesson 16, Beel didn't know how to interact with Belphie or how to even feel about what had happened, making him avoid the twin completely. It got to the point where he couldn't even stand sleeping in the same room as him, seeking Mammon every night to sleep with him instead. The second born never minded, as sharing a bed with the younger one kept the nightmares of MC's death away.

Satan has always been extremely sensitive to certain sounds, textures, and tastes. For example, there's a brand of milk he absolutely despises for how weird it tastes, despite all the brothers ( including Beel ) insisting that it tastes the exact same as any other milk they've had. There's also a certain type of fabric he can't wear because of how it feels on his skin, numerous foods he can't eat as they give an unimaginable ick, and noises that make him physically cringe at how uncomfortable they sound. The brothers have been aware of these things ever since Satan was born, and although they don't completely understand it, they always have it in mind when buying something for him or finding themselves on cooking duty.

In the Devildom, birthdays are celebrated every 100 years. Diavolo however is an exception to this rule, as he is of royal blood, and his birthday is made into a huge annual event across the entire kingdom. Following this, the brothers only began celebrating their birthdays annually once MC came into the picture, as they wanted to experience as many birthdays as they could while they were still around.

Lucifer regrets not accepting Satan as his son from the get-go, cursing his past self for denying responsibility for the blond when he was first created and the poor way he treated him. But he didn't know any better, he had just fallen after facing a war against his own problematic father, and the last thing he wanted was to label himself as someone's parent. But now he really wishes things had been different, though he's already accepted that it's far too late now, as thousands of years have passed and he believes he's lost his chance to make things right an eternity ago. It still pains him to this day though, to see the change in Satan's expression whenever someone makes the even slightest suggestion to them being anything more than brothers.

I've already made a separate post about this one, but the brothers can sense their sins on other people and feed off of it. Also, demon blood is dark black, while angel blood is bright gold.

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Canon facts about (general) MC

Based off what is said (and occasionally shown) in chats, events, Devilgrams and the Main Story

• They're driven and determined

• They're kind

• They're curious and nosy

• They're blunt

• They're stubborn

• They have no self-preservation

• They're more reserved around people they don't know and become more open and snarky the closer they get

• Once comfortable they have a somewhat "fiery" personality with a cute side

• They have a tendency to space out and it makes them look airheaded

• They have small ears

• They lose weight during each stint in the human world

• They like going through fashion magazines even if they don't buy the items in them

• They can use a sword (probably well considering Lucifer taught them and he wouldn't accept anything less than perfect)

• They can use a bow and arrow

• They don't have a stable job in the human world

• They're above the legal drinking age (though this age can change depending on the country)

• They're hard working

• They study a lot but their grades aren't always high and seem to fluctuate a lot

• They can sing well. When singing duets with Levi their singing can reach the same perfect score as Asmo singing solo or the twins dueting

• They can cook well (both human and devildom food)

• They can draw

• They can dance

• Their "paws" animal is a sheep/ram

• They can use magic (types of magic they can use link)

• They're not the best at video games despite playing them a lot

• They can't lie well (but they create a spell that lets them do so)

• They're fairly optimistic

• They like to read

• They seem to be able to tear up on command

• They wear accessories - they constantly wear two rings in the main storyline and get/wear other rings, necklaces and an ear cuff in the Devilgrams

• They have an insignia on the back of their hand, consisting of 7 stars representing the virtues showing that they are a licensed sorcerer

• They have big eyes/can give really good puppy dog eyes

• They like tea

• They can eat Devildom & Celestial Realm food with no problem (despite them apparently being harmful/inedible to humans)

• They have a lot of stamina/energy

• Not good at stitching

• Good/lucky at gambling

• They have nice handwriting

• Asmo's Charm doesn't work on them

• Their soul is shiny (despite all the things they've done that aren't exactly "pure")

• In S1 Lucifer put a spell on the attic to stop humans from seeing its door (which was why he willingly let MC use the TSL album to distract him - hoping that they'd climb the stairs, see nothing up there and stop pressing the issue). Obviously it didn't work on MC***

• They played a part in encouraging the brothers towards their Sins when they were still angels

• They've been with the brothers long before any of them met because their life/soul Candle was always next to the brothers' Candles

• They're technically stronger than Death itself - Punishment for breaking The Reaper's rules was death. Even the brothers weren't supposed to be powerful enough to overturn those punishments. MC was able to unconsciously counter all of them and make them harmless transformation curses instead

• The LIs aren't the only ones romantically/sexually attracted to MC. A large number of other citizens in the Devildom also want to sleep with them (link to 5 instances)

• They modelled in a photoshoot with Mammon

• They occasionally wear suits

• They are not easily phased by things and tend to remain calm even in high stakes situations

• They are highly adaptable to new situations

• They don't lose their temper often but they have a pretty mean glare

• They can imitate Lucifer's voice when he's mad well enough to fool both Mammon & Beel

• They're strong enough to kick down Levi's locked door

Edit:

• They also seem to really like pudding

• They're warm

• They frequently share a room with Mammon, enough so that he's kept his toothbrush & charger in their room

• They're extremely good at card games

• They're bad at math

• They've got a talent at escape rooms so they're naturally good at problem solving

• They're a "big fan of chimera pork"

• They're brave

• They like caramel in their coffee

• Their neutral face/the way they look when they're thinking makes them look like nothing's going on upstairs

• Despite always helping everyone else they seem to keep their own problems to themself, either unconsciously or on purpose

• They have leadership/supervision skills

• Their ring finger is longer than their index finger

• They pick up new skills easily

• They pile up too much food on their plate, in one go, at buffets

• They're free spirited

• They seem to fluctuate between being oblivious about in your face things to sharp minded about more obscure things

• Despite seemingly always going along with Mammon's plans they argue with him a lot too

• They often have long pointless/meaningless conversations with Mammon

*** I compiled screenshots of this part and other parts from all 4 seasons that heavily point towards MC not being human:

MC Very Obviously Not Being Human

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TW for Lucifer's birthday event

Tw: roofying, drugging without consent

In case anyone hasn't played it yet, please be advised that Lucifer's 2021 birthday event includes MC being drugged into unconsciousness without their consent, via a drink they are given without warning.

Six characters in total sign off on this being a good idea (Barbatos, Diavolo, Solomon, Satan, Beel, Belphegor (Beel is slightly mislead)).

Lucifer is also drugged, and both MC and Lucifer have their boundaries trampled on in other ways - from having people participate in the event who aren't wanted, to kisses that there is no option to consent/decline.

As an abuse survivor and with trauma that took a lot of therapy to work through, I got triggered really badly, and I know I'm not the only one.

There was no need for the plot points to be carried out in this way AT ALL. It was completely unnecessary.

If this didn't effect you, that's great. But please don't dismiss or erase the hurt to real people that has been caused by this writing.

I didn't expect my MC to be fucking roofied.

m00n-arin

You know what, fuck it

*undemons you r demon forms*

bumbleklee

could you possibly do more scenarios with xiaoxreader? fluff or even maybe...nsfw ? ;) like first time, sitting on his lap, how does he think abt u? is he pervy or romantic?? etc. preferably female reader tyty luv ur content :D

i pulled xiao by total accident during his banner and i was going to build him but then i pulled hu tao right after anddd big scary dragon prevents me from building both of them >.> anyways thank u for the compliment hehe hope u enjoy

(nsfw hcs under cut, reader is technically female but it can be read as pretty gender neutral)

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xiao loves you because you’re different than everyone else in liyue

instead of pitying him for his immortality, you treat him like a normal person

you give him the domestic life he’s always wanted (even if he doesn’t explicitly say that)

he likes to buy you gifts and sometimes stares at the assortment of jewelry from vendors for twenty minutes before panicking and grabbing the same necklace he bought you last time

it’s a cycle and you have three of the same necklace tucked under your mattress

you get cold easily and xiao doesn’t so he’s learned to pick up your body language and knows when to wrap his arm around your shoulder or get you a blanket

speaking of blankets, xiao hogs them at night (in an au where he can sleep)

he likes when you play with his hair

if you wear your hair in a certain hairstyle a lot, xiao will ask you how to do it so he can do it for you next time

when he’s around you, he feels safe enough to let go of his tough exterior a little

and if you’re alone, he’ll race climbing trees with you or play around with an anemo slime (he attracts them for some reason)

xiao doesn’t really like pda but you warm him up to hand-holding and quick kisses eventually

whenever you sit in his lap, it’s at home in your private sanctuary

he gets flustered the first few times you do but grows to like the intimacy and having you so close to him

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Luke’s age

Since people try to debate the age/maturity of Luke, let me compile a little list of some of the CANON evidence to Luke being considered a child/not mature.

!!!!May contain what some considers to be minor spoilers btw!!!!

From RAD NEWS, THIRD VOLUME:

There is also direct evidence that claims that Luke did not know the brothers beforehand(during their time as Angels that is), as Satan came into existence after the Fall but is stated to be older than Luke.

Simeon refers to Luke being an actual child by Angel standards, which is important information. He is also listed as Luke’s legal guardian, which testifies to the fact that he is not considered mentally/emotionally mature. Simeon even gives him a bedtime in which he needs to go to bed, which is not something an adult would decide for another adult.

He is referred to being immature and innocent so often in the content that revolves around him.

Barbatos about Luke:

Solomon even comments about how Simeon, who is the only other angel there, views Luke:

Literally everyone in canon thinks of Luke as being a child or child-like, and treats him as such! Even the devs have pointed out that his intimacy system is not in the same context as the others, WHICH MEANS THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO THINK OF HIM IN ANY OTHER WAY THAN PLATONICALLY

BOTTOM LINE IS: YOU ARE ACTIVELY DISCOURAGED FROM VIEWING LUKE AS BEING IN ANY SHAPE, WAY OR FORM LIKE THE REST OF THE CAST BC HE IS LITERALLY JUST SOME KID.

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Not gentle reminder that we don’t ship with or lewd Luke on this blog and unkindly, unfollow me if you do.

IS THIS LUKE

IT LOOKS LIKE LUKE

MY SON IRL

I LOVE HIM

#obey me #om!#obey me luke #obey me! luke #om! luke

I'VE BEEN STUCK SINCE DECEMBER

I FUCKING WON

Barely BUT I FUCKING WON

SEE Y'ALL IN JANUARY

#obey me #obey me shall we date

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Enraged/ Berserk Rex Lapis in the heat of battle

Belphie and Mammon arguing over who gets to hold MC 🥺

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #om! mc #obey me art #obey me beelzebub #obey me asmodeus #obey me mammon

WE LOOK CUTE IN THE NEW MANGA PAGE

#MC SQUISHED #obey me #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #om! mc #obey me beelzebub #obey me asmodeus

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mammon please-

mjalti

Since there’s so many dudes confused about how to ask out women.... if you’re a decent man & you want to ask a woman you don’t know out on a date in a non threatening manner, let me help you with literally the easiest way that most women will appreciate (this honestly stands true for if you’re a person who wants to ask a person you don’t know out, but like men especially).

Give her your number.

That’s it, that’s the whole trick. No Houdini. No weird conman games! Just walk up to her and say “hi I’m a person with a name, and I can’t help noticing how beautiful/kind/adjective you are. This is my phone number, if you’re free sometime I would love to take you out for coffee”. Then leave. And leave it at that. Compliment: given. Phone number: given. Interaction: complete.

I literally promise you, for a majority of single women, the most cool thing is a compliment & being hit on & being left alone all in one interaction. like trust me on this.

shotgunshay

The key is Then leave it.

#YES

0beyme

Kazuya-san: *goes from his default voice to Lucifer’s*

Me:

0beyme

Card deflowered. Fluffy hair angel makes parents soft.

hadise-the-human

MY BEAUTIFUL SON

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