Hard As Nails

Hey, stranger. Name's Hardman, but feel free to call me Hard for short. Now I know I'm a pretty big guy, but don't let that put you off. I'm a friendly 'bot; wouldn't hurt a fly, heh. Well I mean unless you start insultin' my brothers. In which case you'd best start runnin' if you value your continued existence. ((This is an RP blog for the AMR group.)) Icon credit

[hadoman]

dwn052oncloudnine replied to your post: Do you really love consuming food that much?

You may say that again, I do not blame you at this point

Eh, I ain’t complaining about the quiet. Means less people naggin’ at me for blocking the hallway ‘cause I decided to take a nap there. Just climb over me, sheesh, I won’t care.

[hadoman]

takeitfromthetop:

Never had one, no idea what you’re talking about.

You don’t remember that lil blog you had? I never understood it, honestly. You guys sure loved your filters.

[hadoman]

Do you really love consuming food that much?

*shrug* Ain’t like there’s much else to do around here.

[takeitfromthetop]

hadoman replied to your photo: While you people were all busy being depressing…

Maker damnit I slept through Halloween again.

Probably for the better considering your Halloween plans this year…..

[hadoman]

Eh, there’s always next year. Maybe I’ll dress up as you from when you were in your “hipster” phase, heheh.

[the-king-of-blades-deactivated2]

hadoman:

But if they’re dead, how’re they s’posed to eat it.

The food is for the dead to enjoy while they are in the afterlife. If you want food for Dia de los Muertos for yourself that badly, you could just go out for something like those “burgers” I’ve seen humans eat. The traditional food is for the ones who are no longer in this life.

[hadoman]

...Still don’t get it. You’re sayin’ the food is for ghosts?

[hadoman]

It’s gotta be a little about food.

[the-king-of-blades-deactivated2]

There is food served, but it’s mostly as offerings to the honored dead.

[hadoman]

But if they’re dead, how’re they s’posed to eat it.

[the-king-of-blades-deactivated2]

It’s a holiday to honor dead families. Children. Friends.

It’s not about food.

[hadoman]

It’s gotta be a little about food.

[the-king-of-blades-deactivated2]

hadoman  It’s getting close to Día de los Muertos… Hm…

Ooh. That a holiday that involves food?

It’s a holiday to honor the dead.

[hadoman]

Oh.

Well I mean. If it’s meat it’s dead, right?

[hadoman]

takeitfromthetop:

Awwww, Hard! I’m so flattered!

…It’s supposed to be flattery, right?

Yeah, we’ll go with that.

[hadoman]

Hey, Hard Man! Halloween's gonna be coming up soon, so what kind of costume do you plan on wearing?

Hmm... I’m thinkin’ of dressin’ up like Top this year, heheh.

[hadoman]

geminimandwn019:

>Then perhaps you should go to the repair bay. I’m sure you are over due on your maintenance. Me and Top discovered plenty of scrap metal and parts recently, so I’m certain Dr. Wily will repair you.

>No excuses. You are no good to us sitting. What if Air man, Maker forbid, decides to do more then just send annoying messages?! I’m certainly not combat efficient enough to stand up to him, I will need you and your very angry fists.

>Maker knows I can’t rely on Snake. To do anything. Ever.

>Ehhh I’ll live. The repair bay’s too far from my room.

>Look, if worse comes to worse then I’ll deal with it, alright? Til then I don’t wanna move more than I have to. 

[geminimandwn019]

If any of you nincompoops so much as set a foot in my room I will kill you both. Do I make myself clear? Top, it is not my job to entertain you the moment you become “bored”, only boring people become bored. Figure it out yourself, you are not a fresh of the assembly line bot! 

[takeitfromthetop]

See what I mean?

Anyway yes, mom, I won’t touch anything..

I’ll just go hang out with my friends. Do you even have friends, Gemini? You sound like the boring one to me.

[hadoman]

What if I just put a hand in your room?

[takeitfromthetop]

The last thing I need is more reasons for him to be on my case. Now will you shut up and come open the door? You could use the exercise.

[hadoman]

Can’t you open it? I’m comfy here, c’mon.

[takeitfromthetop]

He can read this, Hard.

[hadoman]

Yeah? Then it’ll get him over there faster, heh.

[hadoman]

takeitfromthetop:

No use, I already checked there! Whatever, if he’s going to be that way then I’m going to your place.

Don’t matter if he’s there or not. I’m sure makin’ a mess of his room will make him come runnin’.

[hadoman]

Hard, I'm bored! I can't find Gemini anywhere! I think he's avoiding me again, typical.

Again? Well if that’s how he’s gonna be, maybe we should pay his room a lil visit, heh.

[geminimandwn019]

Oh hey, when'd you get back, Gem? I just woke up from one of my infamous naps. Maker knows how long I was out this time, jeez.

>I have been out for 3 years, 6 months and 24 days. However, I remained connected to the network, so I know all about your “nap”. Your inactivity has been noted. 

>Its not like I needed your help with anything. Other then possibly keeping Top away from Lightbots. But apparently, I am the only one around here that has to work! Once again, I have to take responsibility onto my shoulders, and carry the burdens of our Line. 

>I walk out of my room and instantly the storm hits, again. Honestly. You are not that much younger then me, Hard, you should be leading, not me. And you should not be napping!!!!! Elecman is in the Fortress, did you know that? 

>Apparently he’s on our side, this is good news. Maybe it means we’ll have purpose again. Goodness knows that my good looks, charm and scathing wit can only get us so far. I already have 2nd Gens breathing down my neck for status reports, and field assessments. 

>I’ve also learned that Flashman runs the repair bay now? Apparently it used to be automated, but thanks to no money or parts everything has been stolen or hocked for spares!! This place is a dump! Its dirty!! I hate it!! 

>You can’t possibly expect me to be the soul entertainment for Top! You know how hyper and excited her gets!? I do not do skating, I do not do roads. Get off your backside and go spend time with him this instant!!!! 

[hadoman]

>One-up me why don’tcha, wow. Good to see you’re still as naggy as ever though, heh.

>Seriously though? I really don’t think anyone wants me leading, Gem. I’ve sat on Top by accident more times than I can count. I’ve been napping just to stay out of the way of everybody.

>I mean there’s that and I also don’t wanna move more than I gotta. You little guys don’t understand how much effort it takes just to get up onto my feet these days. I’m surprised my joints haven’t seized up again like last time.