Worst Place on Earth

The Tesco Express in Haggerston, E8 is simply the worst place on earth. The place is a complete disaster. This blog catalogues why. Please feel free to contribute.

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Terrible bakery

Hey. https://twitter.com/alexhuds/status/570157511866761216  All yours if you’d like it (I’m Alex, hello) 

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Sad to hear things have got bad again two years on!

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“But Mummy you said veg was healthy”

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Fresh pasta, ready served.

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SPINACH BE LIKE BACK TO THE FUTURE NICE WATCH > BAD SALAD.

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Haggerston floor rice anyone? I saw this at 7pm on a Tuesday.  The most hilarious (but not surprising) thing however was that when I popped back at about 9pm to get some ice cream it was still there.. 

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Tesco: the store they should have closed

Twitter shames Express branch in Haggerston, once dubbed ‘the worst place on Earth’, which even has a blog dedicated to its faults

We've made the Guardian in light of Tesco's recent bad news - I have to admit, I did scan the list to see if our little 'local' had met its fate... 

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The lengths we go to.

Hi there. 

Big fan of your work. So much so that I'm on a mission to cheer the suffering shoppers of Haggerston up a little. I've been scarred for sure, so let's have a little fun with the place. 

Would be great to know what you think. 

TPJ. 

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BIT OF A SERIOUS ONE... 

THIS IS THE PARK BEHIND HAGGERSTON STATION. AND THEY ARE KNIFE WIELDING CYCLISTS.

BE CAREFUL, LOCALS!!

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have you been in there recently? its gone to shit again. not as bad as it used to be but its still shit. can you start this back up again or have they paid you some hush money to stop documenting the severe shitness?

Just to confirm - I've actually moved away from Haggerston (for reasons more positive than the Tesco) in May so no more first-hand documentation.

I'll still post submissions if they can be verified as *that* Tesco.

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Submission:

Incompetent incontinence causing inconvenience @ Tesco Hagg this morn!!!

LITERALLY 'WET YOURSELF FUNNY'.

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...UH OH, TESCO!

AND YOU WERE DOING SOOOOOO WELL...

(Submitted by a wonderful, concerned neighbour)

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You know you've made it when...

I COULD CRY.

GOING TO GO AND STEAL* ONE RIGHT NOW!

*NOT REALLY.**

**...BUT REALLY.

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THANK YOU JAMES!!!!! I hope now tonight i will be able to finally get to the pies and quiche & not have to have Doritos again for dinner.... Ax

POST APOCALYPTIC SUPERMARKET SWEEP.

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Mission accomplished!

Walked in this morning and can you adam and eve it, they've actually hire a team of staff and the place is full. I actually laughed out loud when I walked around in amazement. Great blog, great job. 

THE OLD WAYS OF CHAOS ARE BROWN BREAD (DEAD).

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'The worst place on Earth': Blogger shames Tesco bosses into action with rant about Haggerston store

A frustrated customer shamed Britain'€™s biggest supermarket chain into action with an online rant aimed at his local Tesco Express, which he called '€œthe worst place on Earth'€.

OH MY... 

HAGGERSTON IS ON THE MAP. NOW CABBIES WILL HAVE A LANDMARK AT LAST.

BUT SADLY I WILL HAVE TO MOVE HOUSE.

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Thought I would share the Tesco misery we suffer down West

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SMUGFACE VON LANDROVER-VOGUE-LA-FARQUHAR FROM WEST LONDON - YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE FONDANT DESSERTS IN PREMIUM-BLACK PACKAGING.

WE JUST WANT MILK AND INSTANTLY-RECOGNISABLE VEGETABLES.

CAN I COME ROUND FOR DINNER THOUGH?