Just a-Head. I wanna know where yours is.

Selective and Independent Joker rp 21+ only

[hahaheehooha]

I guess you're not gonna go for a pizza pie anytime soon.

I’m between 21 and 65. No underaged stuff. No illegal icky hanky panky. Don’t follow if underaged.

Threads begin in Nolan verse. I am interested in developing him there and hopefully you can see your muse adapting to the world. If you're from mcu, come discuss a crossover into gotham.

I tend to only rp with characters I’m familiar with so that there’d be content and that I’d be able to respect them, their world and where they came from, and hopefully give you something meaningful to read in return.

No fandom / batman vs batman, or character hate will be tolerated. 

I am not a comic reader.

For MUMUs, I would like for both of us to be comfortable with your specific character interacting with the Joker, so do come by and make sure I greenlight them too. If you have an interest tracker, I’d fill it in.

Common triggers will be tagged as tw xxxxxx. i don't post bloody gore, it’s overdone. 

Follow at your own risk. The Joker won’t be watered down. Disturbing themes are present that may be/are morally disgusting and upsetting. These may include racism, ableism, some political mentions, list not exhaustive etc. The Joker is abusive. He will injure your muse if he wants to. 

On Harley:

- Joker is a Nolan portrayal and therefore please do not assume a past relationship or a close history with him. I don’t know how you’re going to be able to reconcile that as part of your headcanon, but it is not in my character’s canon (no, I do not follow Joker in the comics and will not be obliged to). - If you’re already a friend of mine, the discussion of the dynamics between the Joker and Harley will of course go smoother. It has to be something we’re both happy with because I also want to make sure you aren’t being made to compromise on your own character.    

Mun stuff - I’m friendly. I unfollow for negativity and seek to build a positive dash. I do not have some kind of weird, unhealthy, worshippy fetish for the character.

Final note: This muse is dangerous. Yours may die. RPing with the Joker is usually high-stakes. Choose your words wisely. If it ever becomes his objective to kill your muse, he’ll act. you may or may not have seen it coming. I may or may not have been having conversations with you throughout for a temperature check ooc.  

If you have any questions, feel free to clarify them with me through a message. 

[thememedaddy]

[hahaheehooha]

like this for a starter.

they're uh. not. free.

[hahaheehooha]

poor lapse in judgement.

[snkts]

“Fat chance, Boingo. I ain’t your damn dancin’ monkey.”

[hahaheehooha]

‘ if the roads were made of daNCiNg mOnKEysss.... like, uh. Oh!!!!! like YOU-uu. NO one's gonna wear SHOES.

life would be less painful when they fall.

think about it, Passion of the Christ. ’

@snkts

‘ OH, and, 'bub,' . . . . . . .. . . . .... -------

when you wanna talk sweet-sweetheart-girls,

-----i'm a good ear. ’

[hahaheehooha]

The Joker? He’s got no rules. Ain’t nobody gonna cross him for you. You want this guy, you got one. way. But you already know what that is. Just take off that mask. Let him come find ya. Or you can let a couple more people get KILLED while you make up your mind.

[justbadpuns]

Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat..

[sunnykies]

starter for @hahaheehooha

she's watching the news, after work. gotham special - someone, a young man, a college kid, was tortured with russian roulette, only a few blocks from her apartment. the murderer recorded it all, and it plays in the corner of the screen as the newslady drones on.

jeannie looks at the footage. the kid is sweating, crying, frightened, the gun's barrel clicks. the man stares at him, narrow-eyed, a thousand feet tall. the gun's barrel jams. the man hits it. the kid's eyebrows slowly raise, not only disbelief, but impatience. are you really doing this?

the boy is shot. he falls back. the screen blurs.

jeannie lets out a short, loud:

"HA!"

she covers her mouth. her eyes widen - she didn't mean to do that. she didn't mean to laugh. a kid is dead (someone close to her age, really, someone maybe a few years younger than her) and she's sitting here, laughing at him. he has a family. his family is crying, and she's laughing. shame hits her like a battering ram.

her husband is staring at her. she doesn't know what his expression is. she touches her throat with her small, pale hands.

"i didn't....oh god, i didn't mean...."

[hahaheehooha]

The Ha ricochets around the walls harder and more unceremoniously than the blade of his pocket knife could ever smack upwards against her teeth. It’d been a bad time to annoy him. Before the kids called the cops fuzz they had another word for them, and that’s the same word that comes to his head about her now as the loose peel of her clothes exposes her creamy shoulders: pig.  

Inhuman eyes barely glisten at the screen. He had never had kind eyes before. They were sharp and quick. As sharp as he had driven those boxer fists into her belly until she dropped to the floor curled up when she got herself pregnant. She’d stayed on her butt a lot that day, splayed open like her womb had been unzipped.

‘   You make me laugh.   ‘   He says faster than she can think about feeling bad, a voice that scratches their alone world, a reverberation of his madness as soft as the rustle of batwings in a cave.

He’s slung back on the couch watching whatever side of the news this is, boots against the edge of the low table with a knife and an apple turning in his hands.

@sunnykies

[hahaheehooha]

@snkts

‘ iiiiiiiii'd like a closer look at something else ----------- 'bub'. ’

[hahaheehooha]

@theirmadness (bruce) not free sc

mmm------- seeeeeeeeeeeee, uh, the Joker is a reaaaa-sona-ble guy... He isn’t “craaa-zy” as almost anyone would say-yy. They could have a nice conversation, EVEN WITH A  GUY in a black mask and cape who gets offended by…….. eeeeverything.    ---who takes things so…. peErSoNaLLY when th’ only thing he’s trying to do is    ENJOY . himself.

when the uh, ticking .   in  Moody’s head stops,  when he’s done doin ev-ery-thing he can to hold himself back.

 ----is when he starts using his fists.

                                 Whatever resistance, or—uh…----    GRIT   the bat thinks he still has deep, down inside---- that’s  all a FRONT. .....He’s aged!!!!!!!!

DEEP! Down! INSIDE!------reeaaaaally-------- because no one can go on LYING for long…..----   he’s GETTIN’ tired.

The bat didn’t just have, uh.     one,    BAD.    day. 

he’s had yEaRrRrsSSssSsS!!!!!

    ‘   why don’t we SWITCH THINGS UP.     instead of MEeee, running, and YOU chasing like a looney-tuuuuuuuuune ----------------

I’ll give you some  nice CUTS.   ‘  The Joker pushes his scars out with his tongue.

   ‘   just like these.   ‘

                                                                  come here!!!!!

[thundergunnexpress]

what the hell is going on

[comicbookfilms]

Everything burns.

[hahaheehooha]

The Joker? He’s got no rules. Ain’t nobody gonna cross him for you. You want this guy, you got one. way. But you already know what that is. Just take off that mask. Let him come find ya. Or you can let a couple more people get KILLED while you make up your mind.

[geopunk-deactivated20140809]

what is it called when u kill a friend

[hahaheehooha]

homiecide

[hahaheehooha]

like this for a starter.

they're uh. not. free.

[hahaheehooha]

The Joker? He’s got no rules. Ain’t nobody gonna cross him for you. You want this guy, you got one. way. But you already know what that is. Just take off that mask. Let him come find ya. Or you can let a couple more people get KILLED while you make up your mind.

[hahaheehooha]

@cranetm sc.

They go into the scrawny man’s shoulder, the strong fingers of (who?- uh) Gambol’s men stuck hard in his jacket before throwing him forward. No fiery pops bursting from small autos. No screaming, or quick or slow con-sequences. The harbour past midnight’s a quiet lump of bodies receiving an endless stream of barrels from one of the containers, loaded into lorries and sent away.

The Joker turns away from it.

‘   A—nother VISIT, doc - tor?   ‘      

‘   You’d know what a real backbone is.   ‘

[hahaheehooha]

@homicidalqueeen starter call

Friendly, is she? mmm,   could be…. She’ll know in a minute. The Joker’ll help her…-- if she could. ah. come a lil closer to him. Instead of sinking a knife right into her neck, he might lift his hand to uh----not.     ---NOT touch her.

How bout just the hand?

‘   DON’T—uh. DON’T run.   ‘