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[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

"Oh you are already up darling, what woke you up"

"SONGS OF WAR APPARENTLY"

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

Blessed were the days when mortals thought themselves worthy of the lips of gods

[dialogic]

nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week

[tunafan9000]

this is near ne

[lakevida]

why didnt you prevent this

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

How did this even happen?

[calissarowan]

Does anyone remember when I made that post about what if Bloom had lost the fight against Nebula and had to give her the wizards? Well, I asked if anyone would want to see that as a fanfic, and @dutifullyoptimisticdeer said that they would love to read it, so here you go! I’m so sorry it took so long, but I hope you like it!

I’d love to hear thoughts, as always!

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

Thank you so much! I am really touched!

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

I physically need someone to make me a whump, hurt comfort fanfiction in which Colin and the 1800s Avengers-wanna-be fail to stop the balloon and Lord Debling (we love you plant boy) gets wounded from shielding Penelope. So she starts to take care of him (or at least be there for him and they genuinely fall in love)

[s4mm4n]

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

[argumate]

you see you don’t get posts like this on twitter

[lastweekseyeliner]

every day at least once while on a walk i think to myself “it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour” and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

My ancestors *watching me peal a mango and bite into it like an apple because I am too lazy to cut it* : Our daughter is eating the golden apple of the gods, from lands far away delivered to her hand by a fair lad, she prospers!

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

I just got into college

I feel like i am 2 years behind

Ahead of all my peers but I don't feel fine

I feel scared and I feel guilty

'cause my parents will foot the bill

and my physiology's degree in Italy

probably wont pay the rent

i got it figured out when I was like six

but now the time is coming and i just want to weep.

My friend is flirting with soldiers on IG

while I wish I was joking but i think there will be a War

and playing nurse is my thing

but not in real life .

I should be studying proteins

but i am writing this

because i am anxious and life is what it is

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

I want to hug them, and kiss their heads, and bring them somewhere warm . Somwhere safe where they can lay down,drink chamomile and eat lavender bread and maybe, just maybe, try to forget everything for a moment.

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

I like Hector of Troy but also Brutus.

I like the epitome of virtue and loyalty and the traitor.

What does that say about me?

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

Brutus laid awake the night after he killed his father and wept

King Arthur let Mordred's broken body in his arms, he cradled him against his chest and let his son die safe and comforted,forgiven and understood.

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

My dad is a Christian but when at 8,after hearing the story of Isacc and Abraham, i asked if he would do something like that to me he said "No, I love you too much".What is God's love in front of your child?

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

Hector died knowing his wife would be raped and his son would be killed, and that in a way it was his fault for not being strong enough.

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

HISTORICAL TIKTOK

Do not tell me it would not be like this:

1)*Alexander the great as a child* "Hi I am Ale-" *Alexander the great as an adult* "They know who you are"

Hall of Fame as the sound

2) Brutus....well "BACKSTABBER"

3) Napoleon *il sera formidableeeeeee"

4) The spartans at the thermopiles *You and I ...we were born to die"

5) Alcibiades "YOU WILL MISS ME WHEN I AM GONE"

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

Give me someone to love

Gods i have so much love to give. I am aching to give it to someone, to pour this all into someone who deserve it.

I am not pretty , I am not beautifull, I have a bit to much flesh on my bones to be but by the gods I am going to hold him when he cries.

I am going to make him soup when he is sick. I am going to buy him flowers because men deserve flowers.

I am going to help him with homework and he will help me

I will be good, I have so much love to give, I swear . I will be good, I just want someone to give me half a chance.

I will learn his birthday and knit him a blanket, I will embroider his name inside my pocket to hold him over my heart.

I will kiss his aches, and give him my heart. I will tell him he is beautiful and maybe he will think i am cute.

Fuck that I will be their emergency phone call, I will want to be his, I will be the sunlight to his midnight rain or any other shitty love song reference.

I will be good, I have so much to give. I just want to love someone .

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

I am going to the estetichian and i will come back as smooth as a babies butt

[inanotherunivrse]

in another universe, you realize that she isn’t good for you and we get to be friends again

[dutifullyoptimisticdeer]

In another universe, my brother gets to be born and live, and I get to hug him.