Haiku Whenever

Haikus whenever I'll write when I feel like it Often or never

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Creative

Is this what I want? So maybe I'm creative More than I led on.

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Clever

Disgusted by it; My inability to To be more clever.

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Conflict

Conflicted between Working on what I need to And what I have to.

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Vegan

I'm going vegan. It will be a test of my Chef ability.

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Write More

I want to write more. So I'll write more fun haikus About silly things.

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Fattening

I work out real hard So I can go make dinner Extra fattening.

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Cool Off

Trying to cool off By laying down in the nude. It's a no shame zone.

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Steak Tartare

Order steak tartare From a Lebanese restaurant Expect happiness.

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Hair Grease

I hate to shower While my hair is still this long. Bring on the hair grease.

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Speak

When I speak my mind, I can't tell how offended I've made you become.

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Staying Home

Well who would've thought I'd get so much enjoyment Out of staying home.

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A/Lone/ly

Sometimes you're alone, And sometimes you are lonely. They're hardly the same.

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National Netflix Day

With food poisoning, It's National Netflix Day! Continue watching...

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Work

Finding time to work While also finding a job Is impossible

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Luck

I wrote a haiku To apply for a cool job. Wish me all the luck!

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Hundreds

It's during finals That I can manage to spend Hundreds of dollars

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Last Exam

It's the last exam I will ever take in life. Peace out, N.C. State