Ya'll Motherfuckers Need Jesus

Like Alcoholics Anonymous but for haikyuu and haikyuu related sins

[haikyuuanonymous]

I want iwachan to be my daddy dom

And I want you to repent and find Jesus but we can’t always get what we want.

My suggestion: bible study session and chill.

[haikyuuanonymous]

Today was a good day, some of you were able to face your problems and seek help for them The first step to fixing a problem is admitting you have one

[haikyuuanonymous]

Suga is my Suga(r)daddy

He’s only a third year he can’t be a sugar daddy yetMaybe a Splenda daddy

[haikyuuanonymous]

I want to lick the floor where Suga stands

That’s…. Unsanitary….I mean I’ve eaten some nori that had been on the floor for half an hour but stillMy suggestion: DO NOT BC THERE IS A LOT OF GERMS ON THE FLOOR NO MATTER HOW GOOD IT TASTES OR HOW WONDERFUL SUGA IS OK PLS

[haikyuuanonymous]

I want to verbally humiliate Kageyama

WhyHe is just a childHe has done no wrong recently I suggest you think about this urge and reflect on the possible reason for them.

[haikyuuanonymous]

Is it a sin to want to shove the volleyball that Hinata touches up my ass?

It’s a form of foreplay and highly dangerous to suggest trying with something that large, especially considering the general circumference of a volleyball and it could get stuck.

My suggestion: church and chill

[haikyuuanonymous]

don't ask me

[haikyuuanonymous]

Take me to church~, but please don't cause I might catch fire

It seems counter productive to both ask me to cleanse your heart, and then say no.

Do you have any admissions to make to us here at Haikyuu Anonymous?

[haikyuuanonymous]

The only thing straight thing I'm doing is going straight to Hell

I, too, was once a sinner.

I found several of my friends very appealing in theory but have since then found the light.

If you have a kink or a fetish for someone please come to us and we will be more than happy to assist in your cleansing.

[haikyuuanonymous]

I don't think you can help me, I am far past saving, I have the throne reserved for me in hell

Come child, we can save allExcept Vae, he’s special

[haikyuuanonymous]

I want to seductively eat cheese with Oikawa

@black-rabbit-ghoulYou are beyond salvation, therefore we have no proper advice for youHave a good day in hell

[haikyuuanonymous]

I want to fuck Kuroo's hair

My Suggestion:

I believe you might have what we call a “Hair kink”, and while this may be fine and dandy in theory it is absolutely horrid and messy in practice.

You might ruin his hair!! You can’t do that to him can you?

I suggest several commutes to church to atone for your sinful ways and soon you too will walk on the path to righteous salvation.

[haikyuuanonymous]

I want to give Akaashi a blowjob while he eats yogurt

SEEKJESUS

[haikyuuanonymous]

does absolution come with free macaroni salad?

It does now

[haikyuuanonymous]

Please remember to come to our daily congregation here at HQ!!Anonymous: We serve fresh food and cold drinks to those that wish to be cleansed of any and all sins that you may have or may be in denial of having. Prepare for the upcoming Thanksgiving and Christmas season by becoming a better person with help from us for the incredibly low price of ten cents.

[haikyuuanonymous]

Christmas is coming but I'm still sinning

Go to google maps and find your nearest church/temple/shrine and pray to your god that your sins have not been too abundant to receive presents

[haikyuuanonymous]

We are here to help children We are your salvation