tsukishima: KiNg!
hinata, singing: KING OF MY HEART BODY AND SOUL!!!!
tsukishima: i should’ve seen that coming…

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@haikyuuincorrecttrash
tsukishima: KiNg!
hinata, singing: KING OF MY HEART BODY AND SOUL!!!!
tsukishima: i should’ve seen that coming…
haikyuu characters reactions to being called "fag"
daichi: a deadly look that makes the other person uncomfortable and immediately apologizes
sugawara: "seriously? that's the smartest thing you could think of? i'm sorry you have so much hatred. for yourself" after about an hour, the person starts crying on the sugawara's shoulder, describing how his life turned out this way
asahi: let's be honest, i don't think anyone would dare to say that to his face. but they often say it behind his back, which makes asahi very upset
nishinoya: starts biting the offender
hinata: it's a shock to him that this is the first time he's been humiliated for something other than his height, so you could even say he's flattered
kageyama: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME MOTHERFUCKER?!!" fight
yamaguchi: crying. then tsukishima finds out about this, gathers his team of avengers of kageyama, kuroo and bokuto, and together they go to destroy the offender
tsukishima: holding out 2,000 yen while saying "buy a better insult"
oikawa: "HELL YEAH I AM" starts twerking
iwaizumi: not really reacting at all. but when oikawa is called that, he turns into a frenzied something, ready to tear the offender to pieces
kuroo: "and that didn't stop your dad from moaning under me" (jokes about dads instead of moms, hell yeah) then gives high five to bokuto
kenma: says without looking up from the game "my mouth is dirty because i suck dicks and yours is because you're an asshole"
bokuto: doesn't quite know what it means, but gets offended in advance and goes to complain to akaashi
akaashi: squints his eyes angrily, then says "bokuto, take him"
ushijima: "yeah. any problem with that?" looks so that the person is frightened away, although he really just wanted to understand what the problem is
tendo: standing in a rainbow t-shirt, wearing rainbow earrings, wirh rainbow makeup, in rainbow socks "wow, you're something like a detective or even better"
i’m not sure where it from but i’m pretty sure kenma could say it
nishinoya: so, what’s the plan? we just hide in here forever?
tanaka: not forever. just until Daichi calm down.
nishinoya: so forever.
kuroo: it’s unhealthy to play video games after 7 pm.
kenma, playing video game at 3am: well, fortunately time is an illusion.
kuroo: i want to make my parents proud of me.
kenma: i want to make my parents shake their heads disappointedly and ask ‘where did i go wrong’
kenma’s carpet so that kuroo know he won’t go to play with him (until it’s a computer game to play obviously 🙄)
do you also like stories where tsukishima thinks yamaguchi is the cutest flower in the world, despite the fact that yams is constantly doing some shit on purpose to take revenge on tsukki for his rudeness, like, for example, he goes to communicate with hinata to annoy Tsukishima more, and tsukishima knows this, BUT STILL THINKS YAMAGUCHI IS HOLY AND SWEET, or you are normal?????
do you also like stories where Kenma falls in love with Kuroo at first sight, because he seems cool, statuesque, domineering and confident, and then it turns out that Kuroo is a complete jerk, and Kenma is just like, "um... okay, okay.... I WANT HIM EVEN HARDER NOW!!!!!" or you are normal?????
if your joke ever gets ignored, just remember that Bokuto Kōtarō and Kuroo Tetsurō would’ve 100% fallen on the floor laughing.
ukai, about karasuno: i can’t imagine how you’re dealing with all this.
daichi: for the record, i’m not.
hinata: i think you use silence and aloofness as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.
tsukishima: yes, i do.
hinata, pointedly looking at Yamaguchi who is sleeping on the couch with his head on Tsukishima’s lap: but it doesn’t always work.
nishinoya: why are you acting… off?
tanaka: Saeko was sitting next to me during the breakfast and offered me a sip of her drink because i mentioned that i was thirsty.
tanaka: i was not expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at 9am.
someone: why i can see these characters say this?
me: because everything i post is pure canon lol🤫
hinata, pointing to a high shelf: could you get that down for me?
kageyama, smirking: aw, you do need me!
hinata: i could replace you with a stepladder.
yachi: kiss, marry, kill: Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Hinata.
kageyama: kill Tsukishima, kill Yamaguchi…
kageyama:
kageyama: marry Hinata.
kageyama: *looks at Hinata eyes full of intent*
hinata: …yes.
yamaguchi: *whispering* what the hell just happened?
tsukishima: *whispering back* i- i think they just got engaged.
daichi: you’re my family and i love you, but you’re all terrible.
karasuno:
daichi: you’re aaaaaaallllll terrible.