[ellerywithablog]

chag sameach here is my favorite tree jew except censored bc i’m sharing it with my hebrew school kids tomorrow during brain break

[itslatingirl]

[thegood-byelook]

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

[teathattast]

[armedandgayngerous]

anti-surveillance-state hero

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesbianrey]

be more mad at your government for not providing adequate covid medical & financial assistance more than you’re mad at individuals for ‘being stupid’. the pandemic is at this level due to governments’ willingness to sacrifice its citizens to keep The Economy running and no amount of personal responsibility was ever going to replace an actual national pandemic response.

[nerdjpg]

[42chickens]

Here’s the thing, the name is now Jeffrey. I run science shows for kids, and at the start I get them to name a prop character. 80% of the time, they name it Jeffery. I have no clue why. My co-workers have observed the same phenomenon. 

I now carry around a laminated sign that says Jeffrey, and pull it out when a kid says it. And thinking I’m some kind of psychic, they loose their shit.

[cundtcake]

she’s doing god’s work

[toxictiktoks]

[carrionkid]

I'll caption this tiktok tomorrow but holy shit this has me in tears

[carrionkid]

"let's see, carry out only, no dine in, okay, face masks required in restaurant, I got all that, no problem" *opens door* *laughs*

"y'all I'm scare- *laughs* "I'm scared"

"oh my GOD"

"um?"

*the person behind the counter shrieks* *the person filming starts laughing*

"would you-- okay, alright, uhhh"

*the person behind the counter continues to scream* *the person filming keeps laughing hysterically*

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[justcatposts]

Even this cat has more activity than me 

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[420yearold]

This cat is a kitty genius holy damn

[anxietyproblem]

[gaycism]

when u want to relax with some fishing but u are nervous by nature

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alejandr-oh]