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hailey rhode baldwin 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮 most gifs used belong to @hyunjinhw <3 do not steal them !!

[bclmonts]

bel: the life of an actor, we're always dramatic whenever we can be. 🤪 he's actually me in disguise! surprise! that's my girl, i like knowing you're so into me. it's real fucking hot. there's plenty of good places to go in the canadian wilderness, i'll take you to all of them. hey now, i'm not ignoring them! bel: you don't even need to ask me twice. anything you want from me? it's yours. yeah? good. i know shit hasn't exactly been the easiest for you lately, and anything i can do to help you feel better? then i'm on it. bel: wait..you want me to meet jack? really?

[haileysbldwin]

hails: so what you're saying is, i should get used to it ? 🫠 are you using this name for secret hotel bookings and lowkey outings ? being all like "belmont ? yeah, that's my very distant cousin. crazy how genetics work, right ?" who said i'm into you ? maybe i just came here for being pampered during getaways in the canadian wilderness. and now i gotta stick around for a long time seeing as you wanna take me to all of them. no no, you're not getting out of this one anymore. i'm gonna show you how to make a real bonfire next time. hails: it's real fucking hot how you're apparently so into me though, baby. and i know this might sound so dumb, but you were the first one who didn't ask any questions and just let me be. i'm not very good at opening up to people anymore, but it felt so easy with you. hails: yeah, really. i mean, if you're up for it.

[jisookms]

you saying that like it's the most horrendous location when, in reality, i would love to spend time with jack. and bonus points if he does fall asleep in my lap, but i might just keep him there and wait until he wakes up again. i don't know, there's something so soothing about a child falling asleep next to you, something about knowing they feel safe enough to let their guard down. but i'll give kenny a call and have her drop everything, horses included, and meet up asap. the thing is, i'm in the states right now spending time with zayn, so at least it's not thirteen hours of flying back and forth. god, you're a lifesaver. thank you so much for stocking me up. i know i can order it online, but i'm never really home and whenever i visit a sephora they're almost always sold out. but then again, how could i expect anything less when your products are basically pure perfection and drugs for my skin? she has? it's so funny because she's literally done the same thing about you, and now i'm thinking it was her way of pushing us to get to know each other. sneaky sneaky. god, i wish i could be one of those women who could sit down and enjoy a glass of red wine, but i'm more of a rosé kind of girl. white if i'm having dinner. what about you?

[haileysbldwin]

i already know he'll adore you, because you're like sweetness personified. you'll be on 'jack duty' that day, it's settled then. don't say i didn't warn you, though. because him falling asleep in your lap might be the cutest thing ever, but he'll also chase you through the whole house and garden. and will make you watch him slide ten times in a row before that. and that's after he's given you a thirty minute tour of all of his favorite toys. he's a very active kid. but i wouldn't wanna have it any other way. oh right, i saw the two of you all loved up on the 'gram the other day. you look so good together. how did that happen though ? like i need all the deets. but if you're in the states right now, i'm totally voting for us to get together next week. also, i'm pretty sure zayn must've received an invitation for jack's second birthday splash next weekend and i'm hoping he'll bring you as plus one. typical kenny, her intuition never fails when she feels like two people would vibe with each other. i love me some good rosé, especially during summer. but i'll turn you into a red wine girl once the colder months approach, just wait and see.

[limelightgosling]

Just casually winning a Grammy, no big deal. That's so cool, though, honestly. Meanwhile my uncle was the local Elvis impersonator when I was growing up - you and I are not the same. Really? That's so cute. Jack turning out to be his great granddaddy's biggest fan.

[haileysbldwin]

he was probably fighting with my grandma over what's for dinner while casually writing that score, because that's the kind of guy he is. first multi-tasking man i've come across. your uncle was a local elvis impersonator ? was he good at it ? or are we talking a more cringy rendition of "love me tender" on the streets ? right ? i really gotta take him to brazil sometime soon. have the two of them take a trip down memory lane.

[kendalljennr]

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ㆍ 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃: @jisookms | @haileysbldwin

#throwbackthursday a day early to a night out with my girls. miss you and love you every day, mwah! 💋

[jisookms]

sooyaaa__: calling you later 😘

[haileysbldwin]

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[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— danagray

[bclmonts]

@haileysbldwin

[jisookms]

i was talking to your twin the other night, and i may or may not have begged her to arrange a day of wine and gossip, just the three of us. and if you could stock me up on glazing milk while you're at it, that would also be greatly appreciated. ( @haileysbldwin )

[haileysbldwin]

i love the sound of that. but if we're talking soon, we gotta do it at my house. because i'm bringing a mini plus one who'll probably fall asleep in your lap when it's nap time and you'll have to carry him all the way up into his bed, because taking him anywhere else during these sacred hours, has him throwing a fit lately. but i promise all the glazing milk and whatever other rhode product you desire in return. and all the good gossip. kenny's been dropping your name so often lately, it's about time i meet the infamous jisoo. although i've been following you on the 'gram for a while. you're my favorite cartier ambassador. if we're speaking wine ― are you more of a red, white or rosé kind of girl ?

[bclmonts]

bel: the fuck?? what am i now? CHOPPED LIVER? you know what, those other hot men better have been named philip cameli and looked a lot like me just definitely not as good looking as the real thing. you know what, i'd like to see you do better. 😤 bel: so sex and chacuterie boards make for a perfect getaway? noted. baby, you know i'll always lend and ear to whatever you need to get off your chest no matter what. i always want to be that person for you. besides, it was nice seeing you so..relaxed and comfortable. bel: you never need to thank me, you know that too.

[haileysbldwin]

hails: dramatic much ? 🙃 and who's philip cameli ? because he sounds like a knight, maybe even in shining armor, i've yet to meet. no one compares to the real thing though, baby, i promise. take me on another getaway then, and i'll show you how to make a real bonfire. ( i'm gonna watch all the youtube tutorials i've sent you, which you're purposefully ignoring because i've hurt your pride. ) 🙂‍↔️ hails: give me all the getaways, all the chacuterie boards and all the good sex and i'm a happy girl. you're so sweet, baby. i don't think i've been that relaxed or felt that comfortable in a long time. hails: by the way, jack's been trying to rock that crown you got me, even though it's way too big for his head and constantly slips down turning it into him rocking diamond sunglasses instead, but he's loving it. he'd also love to meet you.

[gigihfm]

I don't know, honestly. Could just point and say that one. I haven't thought too much about it cause at the end of the day having a baby is the end goal. Do I need to think about all that? Fuck. It'll go one of two ways if she ever gets a sibling. It'll be that I can't even do anything with the baby cause it'll be her baby or she'll want nothing to do with them. I don't know what would be the better option. That sounds like the dream kind of day. Just sitting our ass down and doing a whole lot of nothing but watching the ocean creatures swim. Just let me know when you want me to take him and it'll happen. I always felt bad for the girls cause I thought that most of them were so beautiful. The guys that got told next... I laughed. Kudos to the girls who made it through but took the money, cause same.

[haileysbldwin]

gi, are you joking ? having a baby is the end goal, yes. but i'm inviting myself to whenever you're choosing the sperm donor. you might think i'm overreacting now, but you'll thank me later. and honestly, i think khai would be so loving with having a sibling around. she's so sweet with all the animals and whenever i bring jack around or ky or khloe bring around their kids. she's literally made to be the protective big sister. put it into a voucher and make it his birthday gift. he won't understand it then, but the second you take him, my little boy will be so full of joy. right ? most boys ain't shit and i would've taken the money too.

[jheustcn]

josh: that you are josh: i did end up finding up. he was just crashing with some girl he had met that night. nothing too exciting there. josh: damn, i should've said no because i would be up for a little search mission. josh: pleasure to meet you, hailey. i'm josh.

[haileysbldwin]

hails: typical 🙄 tell him to send you a 👍 next time he vanishes into thin air, so we know he's in good hands and not out there selling his kidney to the mafia. hails: me too. i got all excited here for a quick second, because i have a feeling we'd make for a great crime solving duo, even though we've never met. hails: likewise, josh. if you're not out there accidentally texting wrong numbers asking about your friends whereabouts, what do you get up to ? and please don't say wall street, because that's gonna give me the ick and we can't be friends.

[shawnsmendess]

no, both is not an option. just admit that you miss my canadian-ness more than my shawn-ness. my feelings will be hurt, but at least you'll have been honest. why wouldn't i? i wouldn't want you to embarrass yourself, but i could always ditch the tour-guide mode and let you put your foot in your mouth, if you prefer? i stumble more than i'd like to admit, so that wasn't an isolated incident with the girl in the restaurant. it wasn't because of her, it was because of the fact that i'm extremely uncoordinated. let's focus on jack and get him educated from a young age, so he doesn't make the vancouver thing a baldwin slash bieber family trait, especially since his dad's canadian. i do like him more than you... some of the time. because i can't discuss my lack of a love life with him and the fact that i've not found him an auntie yet, so for those conversations i like you more. fuck, he's just too fucking cute with his babbling and whatnot. i will shower him in gifts and one-on-one time as much as the little dude needs. how are things with justin these days, by the way? inspiration is slacking off right now, so maybe sugar shacking will bring it out. as well as a night out drinking with you. can you get a certain best friend of yours to donate some tequila so we can get you out of mom-mode and me into fun-mode?

[haileysbldwin]

no, i miss your shawn-ness more. the guy who's always honest with me and still hypes me up on a bad day. your candian-ness is just an added bonus. i'll rather embarrass myself and live with that shame than to miss out on all the ego boosting you used to give me, which you're giving my son now. i'm not upset, because it stays in the family. but he's barely two, and while i do vote for him to get in all the canadian education, i'm still here, you know ? don't forget about me while you're at it. because you'll have approximately sixteen more years until you can discuss your lack of a love life for real with him and that's a long time if you're asking me. especially since you and kaia showing up on my socials attending that house-warming party together just earned you a nod and a little giggle from him. meanwhile i'm obviously wondering if you're really lacking a love life as much as you're pretending to be. are you stumbling into another disaster ? spill the beans, mendes. get him a toy shark for his birthday, he'll love it. then slide down that waterslide we'll get him for his birthday party ten times in a row with him, and you'll be his favorite unky of the year. you already are, but that's beside the point. sugar shacking ending with drinks ? as much as i love her, i don't think we'll need her. we'll hit up a good old canadian tavern and drink straight from the tap and get that jukebox going. private: we're good. this whole co-parenting thing is surpisingly easier than expected. i still gotta tell him i'm seeing someone though. and by seeing someone, i mean it's not just casual anymore. it's a real thing.

[llstevenyeun]

i feel that with absolute precision and a cut to my heart. my little ones are eight and six, so they can walk, talk, and do all of the things... just not at a functioning adult level, of course. and when i tell you time flew by... it's like, they were babies in my hands one day and now they're questioning you on how spaghetti's made. i wouldn't trade it for the world though. i'm definitely wishing you the best of luck. what's this year's birthday theme options? maybe we can narrow some of it down!

[haileysbldwin]

they may be capable of walking and talking now, but i'm sure there's still a very specific kind of chaos that comes with having two tiny humans who suddenly have opinions about everything. the spaghetti interrogation is taking me out, by the way. did you buy a noodle machine to show them how they're made ? or did you try to explain it to them in your own words ? because if it's the latter, i'm dying to get a word for word receipt of this whole conversation. thank you. he's been obsessed with sharks for the past couple of months, so we've narrowed it down to a birthday splash. pool party vibes but make it kid-friendly with inflatable sharks and a waterslide. if you and your kids are around la, you should totally come by.

[bclmonts]

belmontcameli just uploaded a post:

a quick lil pitstop in nyc. thanks for having me @.tresemme 🤞🏼💚

[haileysbldwin]

haileybaldwin commented: i'm gonna steal those sunglasses 😎

haileybaldwin commented: green is my favorite color btw. especially when it comes with a nice biceps and those curls.

[bclmonts]

bel: you for sure did. i even had some on me whenever you slept on me too, smh. 🤪 mediocre?! i'm hurt, hailey. DEVASTATED even. bel: like what? oh, don't tell me. it was my amazing charcuterie board skills, wasn't it? i knew it.

[haileysbldwin]

hails: am i supposed to say sorry ? because i'm not. can't blame a girl for dreaming of hot men and then accidentally drooling all over you just because falling asleep in your arms was so comfortable. you'll live, baby. watch a youtube tutorial next time we go out there. hails: oh, the chacuterie board was a 12/10. so was the sex. but i'm really talking more about the way you put me to peace by just listening to my drama. and distracting me from all the outside noise. hails: so, thank you.

[haileysbldwin]

NOT madelyn: proud of you today. proud of you tomorrow. proud of you every single day because you're one of the strongest people i know with the most beautiful heart ever.

right back at you, NOT madelyn. thank you for always showing up, supporting me no matter what, for drying my tears and making me laugh two seconds later. you inspire me every single day, babe. because you're the one who's got the most beautiful heart ever and i'm so grateful i get to inhabit a teeny tiny bit of it.

[huddywillams]

continued / oh fuck — i don’t know how to count. slide me some of jack’s learn to count books, thanks.

[haileysbldwin]

he's barely two, i don't have any of these kind of books at home yet. i could do you one better ― i'll take him to your house and jack and you can sit down while memorizing numbers and learning how to count. you'll have one item he'll absolutely adore and wants to play with. two glasses of wine. and me saying "no jack, this isn't something to play with" at least three times in a row. unless your self-made restriction order is still in place.

[haileysbldwin]

(777) Thank you for the blessing that is Rhode. So many of my holy grail items come from your brand!

you're so welcome, baby. thank you for loving it !! hearing they're a part of your holy grail items means so much to me.

[clinermaddie]

this!

[haileysbldwin]

i love you.

[haileysbldwin]

you seem very two faced.