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mismatched aesthetic to match my mismatched personalities

[anxietyproblem]

[angelicguy]

guys when they think a girl is hot: she is objectively attractive

girls when they think a guy is hot: yeah hes hot but only if you think of a german coal mine from 1882 that hes forced to work in to provide for his family of 12. he gives off that vibe

[angelicguy]

sometimes i think i cracked the code

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

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[loveisforthebourgeoisie-deactiv]

[whorat-deactivated20230419]

why don’t you go read a 20k friends to lovers slowburn and maybe you’ll calm down

[selena-soto]

[anxietyproblem]

[transbb]

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

[ratparkprince]

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[thatfriendyoualreadyhave]

“The wife has taken up domestic living! Despite her previously active role in the community and world affairs + protecting the public!”

[utena-gay]

you can say harry potter and naruto, it’s okay

[notaroadrageracasualtalk]

“That one kid joined some kind of law enforcement team! To serve the public!”

[guerrillatech]

[theblurrxdface]

See also: if I can stay unemotional during this debate I have no personal investment in but is literally about your rights as a person so you might find it upsetting then I must be winning.

[marisatomay]

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

[siquetumismo]

[zsnes]

monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[jodiefoster]

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way 

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[best-life-wisdom]

The “stare” before the kiss.

[mindd-over-matt3r]

The “kiss” before the fuck.

[missytobi]

The “fuck” before the cuddle.

[gawdofdopeshit]

The “cuddle” before sleep.

[thotvengers]

The “fruit” by the foot.

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

having parents that were really angry and petty and abusive when you were young is weird, because it makes part of you grow up to want to be kind, to generate good things, to be a source of peace and wellbeing for others; but it makes another part of you grow up to be quick, and sharp, and spiteful, and that’s always the part that shows itself first in a hard situation, so it’s a struggle between your hateful gut reactions and your wish to not add any more misery to the world. it’s a hard balance, and the people who really, really know me - i know they see that anger flash in my eyes before i quiet it, if i quiet it…i want to overcome years of conditioning, and with gentle, constant force, i know i’ll mellow it. it just takes time.

[fur-bies-deactivated20180106]

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

[dracota]

You never peeled a furby?

[systlin]

What the absolute fuck