just a little shady

hailie jade 🍑 shadybirdjr

[hailieshade]

evolving from wine nights to margarita nights 🍷➡️🍹

[baguetti]

[hailieshade]

momo is getting blocked now goodbye

[hailieshade]

i want u all to know that momo lied to me

[hailieshade]

i could use a ten year nap i think

[hailieshade]

take a shot everytime momo spells my name wrong

[tiny-pumpkin-princess]

If you aren’t gonna kiss my forehead after I do something cute then whats the point?

[baguetti]

[hailieshade]

i’m gonna get fought now see ya later

[hailieshade]

i also think and have other thoughts but don’t you dare publish this one out of all of the ones i sent ok

yeah? what are you gonna do about it? 😇

[hailieshade]

i’m awake. i’m going back to bed. farewell.

[hailieshade]

if hailie has a million stans i am one of them, if hailie has one stan that is me, if hailie has zero stans i cease to exist

momo go look up where the term stan came from then get back to me okay

[hailieshade]

i’m on my chaotic shit tonight

[hailieshade]

i would like to be asleep rn

[baguetti]

before and after the wine is gone 🍷 (happy holidays!)

[hailieshade]

hi hello happy late birthday! i hope this year brings you so much love, beyond measure. that it brings you countless new adventures full of memories to cherish. that you continue to build and grow your community in every possible way. i hope you know how adored you are and how much your presence is cherished. ilysm!

oh you really are the sweetest bean aren't you? thank you 🥺

[hailieshade]

if you are apart of the holiday baby club, you’re legally entitled to double the gifts and if you don’t get them then i’ll be your lawyer and help you sue the fuck out of everyone, and that’s on that!