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Uncle colt, can I have $450...?

I'm afraid to ask what for...

Therapy...

Kid, I can't afford my own therapy, I can't pay for yours. You just gotta tough it out

Do you know if uncle court has money? Dad is broke because he's on a teacher salary

Uncle colt, can I have $450...?

I'm afraid to ask what for...

Therapy...

don't worry about what's going on with me and little fox.

🤨

Hello dad, this is my new account cuz my other one got banned...oops. Anyway if goose says that I have a migraine and refuse to drink water and threw up....she's lying

-jazzy

Hmmm… interesting. Go drink water.

I don't want to

Do it anyway.

Water is for the weak and dehydrated also im surprised I haven't gotten my ass beaten about the fight

That’s for later. Water. Now.

I refuse >:(

Nuh uh.

What the fuck you mean "nuh uh" . Im not drinking water over my dead body

I’m gonna replace all the liquid in your energy drink cans with water.

I haven't had a energy drink in like a week

lies.

>:( water is overrated

No, it’s very rated!

Rated 0/10, I haven't really eaten today either

How are you not dead?!

Pure spite and goose would murder me if I died

Go eat and drink please.

Jazzy I drank too much water

Want me to spit it in ur mouth like a mama bird feeding its young?

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

What? Nooo! It could just be our secret!

Hm...

@colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @alec-the-medic

RYLAND! This addiction is getting out of hand! I'm going to send you to rehab immediately after you're recovered, I swear to God

@ryland-grace-official-account

I didn’t even take anything! C’mon!!!

I don't care, Ry, if I had to go to rehab, so do you!

Dad, please go

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

What? Nooo! It could just be our secret!

Hm...

@colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @alec-the-medic

alec looks at you guys before leaning down to ryland and whispering

Alec: behave... or I won't be visiting you in that dress. I know you want me in that dress.

Okay… okay… I’m sorry…

alec: that's my little fox

He pats you on the head and leaves

*Blushes*

Dad, why are you blushing?

D-don’t worry about it.

🤨

🫪

The emoji isn't showing up on my computah, father

😳

I got my pills of the floor, but I cant fall asleep

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

What? Nooo! It could just be our secret!

Hm...

@colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @alec-the-medic

alec looks at you guys before leaning down to ryland and whispering

Alec: behave... or I won't be visiting you in that dress. I know you want me in that dress.

Okay… okay… I’m sorry…

alec: that's my little fox

He pats you on the head and leaves

*Blushes*

Dad, why are you blushing?

D-don’t worry about it.

🤨

🫪

The emoji isn't showing up on my computah, father

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

What? Nooo! It could just be our secret!

Hm...

@colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @alec-the-medic

alec looks at you guys before leaning down to ryland and whispering

Alec: behave... or I won't be visiting you in that dress. I know you want me in that dress.

Okay… okay… I’m sorry…

alec: that's my little fox

He pats you on the head and leaves

*Blushes*

Dad, why are you blushing?

D-don’t worry about it.

🤨

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

What? Nooo! It could just be our secret!

Hm...

@colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @alec-the-medic

Hey! No! Don’t do that!

Then stop trying to hurt yourself! It's especially hard on your kids to see you like this, dad!

What do you mean? I’m fine!

I know how it feels, dad. My irl dad is in rehab. Please, for the maid dress' sake.

…you’re right…

I know. I'm built different

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

What? Nooo! It could just be our secret!

Hm...

@colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @alec-the-medic

alec looks at you guys before leaning down to ryland and whispering

Alec: behave... or I won't be visiting you in that dress. I know you want me in that dress.

Okay… okay… I’m sorry…

alec: that's my little fox

He pats you on the head and leaves

*Blushes*

Dad, why are you blushing?

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

What? Nooo! It could just be our secret!

Hm...

@colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @alec-the-medic

Hey! No! Don’t do that!

Then stop trying to hurt yourself! It's especially hard on your kids to see you like this, dad!

What do you mean? I’m fine!

I know how it feels, dad. My irl dad is in rehab. Please, for the maid dress' sake.

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

What? Nooo! It could just be our secret!

Hm...

@colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @alec-the-medic

alec looks at you guys before leaning down to ryland and whispering

Alec: behave... or I won't be visiting you in that dress. I know you want me in that dress.

What was that?

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

What? Nooo! It could just be our secret!

Hm...

@colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @alec-the-medic

Hey! No! Don’t do that!

Then stop trying to hurt yourself! It's especially hard on your kids to see you like this, dad!

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

What? Nooo! It could just be our secret!

Hm...

@colt-seavers-official @sierrasix-official @alec-the-medic

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Don’t do that!

Also, I have to tell uncle court and uncle colt if I give you medicine

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?

NO BECAUSE I JUST DROPPED IT

Then get down and get it!

I will suffer in silence

Daaaad! I need motivation to finish my summer reading homework (i start school tomorrow)

Do it! Now! If you don’t do it, it’ll tank your grade!

But I'm already busy w/ my other summer math homework I didn't do...

(i'm not doing it either)

Do it… or I’ll be very disappointed.

I'LL DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAILURE TO BOTH MY FAMILIES!

I want pictures of the work when you’re done as proof! You’ve got this!

uh... my brother ate my homework...?

Lies. I was a teacher before I was an astronaut. Do your homework.

I can't! My family's sleeping

So? What does that have to do with anything?

if I turn on the light they'll ask why I'm awake

Write by the moonlight!

it's stormy here

oops, guess I can't do it

Create a new moon and write by its light!

i think you overestimate my abilities just a tad

Whaaaat, nooo… you’ve got this!

but- but I have period cramps

and i just dropped my advil from my bed (i have a loft bed)

Oooh, Advil? Can I have some?