King For A Day

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[veritiddies]

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

[memewhore]

It's 9:22 am and I'm three beers into day drinking already with two bottles of wine on deck because I'm so sick of 2020 and literally do not want to give a fuck about anything anymore.

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

But wait, there's more!

(I don't have a dog anymore, but I have you guys!👍)

[hijerking]

good morning everyone except for people who didn’t like my selfie

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

instead of “cancelling” each other how about you “cancel” that grubhub order and make your own dinner for once

[weavemama]

my toxic ass thoughts as they keep me up at 2 am:

[meladoodle]

*takes a photo of just me by myself* squad goals

[valtsv]

nooo don’t kill me i won’t drop any useful items haha

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[taco-bell-rey]

“I loved them before they got popular”

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[br-ook]

back to school shopping for a backpack

[aroranger]

don’t forget your pencils!!

[kaneklee-deactivated20241016]

and your lunch

[politifag]

and your asswhoopen nerd 

[juuliaroberts]

Anyone: “Bye love! :)!”

Aries:

[andrewbreitel]

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

[extrasad]

“:(” in all caps

[whitepeopletwitter]

[with-practice]

we really be treating this planet as if we have other options and shit

[killowave]

[vioislit]

jesus :(

DRUGS

jesus :)

[motheatenscarf]

You gotta party while you can before he gets back, we get ONE day out of the entire year where Jesus is gone and this year it’s a miracle it’s on 4/20