NO POMEGRANATES

| Jamie | 27 | Cat enthusiast | Welcome back to the internet |

[inkbands]

Reblog if you love bread or hate the United States military industrial complex

[atompalace-official]

wash him he smely

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them

[sabertoothwalrus]

I'm getting my friends into death note

[butchfagminotaur]

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

[jupitereyed]

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

[grumpytrans]

oh but do you love the colour of the sky?

[animehorsegirl69]

when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game

[spoony-irish-bard-deactivated20]

I WAITED 10 SECONDS FOR THE GIF TO LOAD AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[fuckyeahoverwatch]

[NEW HERO] Introducing Ashe | Overwatch

[fuckyeahoverwatch]

[NEW HERO] Introducing Ashe | Overwatch

[insomnova]

PLEASE

[silly-overwatch-stuff]

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[abitchistireddddd]

stop it steve

[liminalsimian]

mood:

[arthetic]

Allison Wade, Break-Up Texts

[easternmediterranean]

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

ive never been more confused in my entire life

[sitcomlesbian]

DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..

[bluebloodtanuki-bbt]

Yeah, no, this isn’t even a real comic.