Craig.

29, Glasgow. Happily gay & engaged. Usually follow back. Snapchat: crgdncn Instagram: crg.dncn

[kinglerofficial]

[nevereacheaven]

nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

[ashenmind]

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

[ashenmind]

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

[luisshphotos]

LSHPhotos Instagram: @luissh

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[plainclothes2025]

[joshuaballsett]

[junglejim4322]

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

[aspromauri-alepou]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[thememedaddy]

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[agnesmontague]

before i accuse a story of being bad i must ask myself one crucial question first: am i perhaps fucking stupid

[boysgallery]

[slimereveler]

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

[slimereveler]

unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!

[44se]

[wolfebytheocean]

✍🏻on✍🏻every✍🏻man✍🏻there✍🏻are✍🏻two✍🏻heads✍🏻

[multiverse-of-sadness]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[adaptingant]

@flabebabe