Shine Bright, Circus Man

Ren. They/Them. Non-binary. 36. Cosplayer. Mortician.

[cadaverkeys]

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

[cadaverkeys]

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

[cadaverkeys]

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

[mjolnirismypenis]

What Inception bullshit is this tumblr ads?

[mjolnirismypenis]

I had a thought about a throwaway line in episode 1 of season 2.

Maggie mentions "with the lockdowns" when she's talking about not being able to pay her rent.

Which means the panini is canon in the Good Omens universe.

So with all the cafes shut down...did Aziraphale or Crowley learn to bake?

I just imagine Crowley yelling at a jar of sourdough starter while wearing an apron Aziraphale definitely miracled into existence to save his own clothes, but Crowley doesn't want flour to get on his clothes and is too lazy to get his own apron.

[idsb]

If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

[mjolnirismypenis]

I don’t use tumblr really anymore except for doom scrolling, but people have offered to pay me for this user name so I’m never letting it go

[ryebreadgf]

[quasarkisses]

nothing but facts. his anger is absolutely justified

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[wojit]

[gaybichon]

the discourse around like who is "allowed" at pride is so funny to me as someone in nyc where like, if you're in manhattan that day you are at pride whether you want to be or not

[gaybichon]

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[essenceofrose]

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

[jensenackles-ismyreligion]

I POSTET THIS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY JOB INTERVIEW AND I GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD

[designcr]

reblog if you’re 25+ and still roleplay; or if you believe older muns have a place in the rpc and shouldn’t be told to give it up when they turn 30. 

i received this anon & i just want to make a point. 

[ferndaphnia]

My family’s here now, at sea.

[turing-tested]

they slash them?????

[scarymousejpeg]

[talesfromtreatment]

Behold, one tiny alien baby kitten.

[talesfromtreatment]

Just an incredibly disproportionate creechur

He skipped leg day

[talesfromtreatment]

Ohhhhh nooooooooo

My heart....

[talesfromtreatment]

*sobs incoherently*

[talesfromtreatment]

Eep

Accidentally woke him from his nap and he is Displeased...

Last pre-feeding weight was 128 grams, up 25 from when I got him just 2 days ago. Doing pretty well with having gained a full tenth of a pound (aka over half his initial body weight) since the day he was brought to the shelter.

[talesfromtreatment]

Good morning Rutabaga Comblebutts! You're looking more like a normal ki-

Oh! Nevermind. You still very much look like an alien.

[talesfromtreatment]

He spent the whole day just staring at everyone in spay/neuter

[talesfromtreatment]

Oh! Oh! It finally happened!

Milk-drunk Rutabaga!!!

And a bonus picture where he looks like a baby cat for once

[talesfromtreatment]

Rutabaga likes to tuck himself under his bear stuffie.

[talesfromtreatment]

Rutabaga looks like an actual kitten instead of an alien this morning!!!

And if you look closely, you can finally see the difference between pupil and iris. The eyes are un-voiding

[talesfromtreatment]

... For a kitten that is at minimum 18 days old he sure does stand well.... he should also be erupting canine teeth soon but doesn't even have all his incisors in yet....

In reality I think this creechur is actually at least 4 weeks old. We'll probably need to test for congenital hypothyroidism once he's big enough to draw blood from.

[talesfromtreatment]

Rutabaga still prefers to be swaddled for feeding so he gets turned into a little caterpillar every 3 or 4 hours

[talesfromtreatment]

Good morning! Rutabaga is almost 200 grams. He has been given headscritchies on behalf of everyone who loves him

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

I love Rutabaga. 😭

[willwriteforhugs]

if they do end up adding robin to pattinson's batman universe (and they fucking better) the one thing i absolutely NEED to happen is for bruce to refer to dick as "chum" and i want it to be in a completely genuine manner. not only because it's iconic but because it's hilariously outdated, which makes the implications of its creation so much funnier- i can only imagine that bruce is just so goddamn awkward that the only term of endearment he can manage to come up with is something as odd and specific as "chum". like c'mon

dick grayson, 10 years old and in a very bouncy mood: hey bruce

bruce wayne, who already regrets responding: what

dick: i think i need a nickname.

bruce: isn't 'dick' technically a nickname?

dick: no. >:( i mean like a NICKNAME nickname. like a term that only refers to me when you say it

*45 seconds pass in complete silence as bruce stares blankly at dick*

dick: are you alright?

bruce, whose brain is actively short-circuiting: chum?

dick: what

bruce: that's good. let's go, chum

dick: WHAT

[effervescentluminescence]

Sure, season 2 hasn’t been announced yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start the “Cast Lucy Lawless as a lesbian pirate” campaign right now.

[captainragtag]

The first time I saw this post I read Lucy Liu, but there's no reason it can't be both

[margarettherelentless]

Lawless as Anne Bonney and Liu as Mary Reed.

[lamardeuse]

can someone please explain to me why we queers are not shouting from the rooftops about Vico Ortiz, Latinx nonbinary icon and literal drag king irl who plays Jim in our flag means death? because DAMN

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[trek-tracks]

We love one (1) captain