What A Wonderful Phrase

Just a not-so-small-town girl who loves Pokemon a little too much, reads a little too much, and doesn't write enough.

[lethedrops]

I dare you to tell me Rick Riordan isn’t setting us up for an Apollo-centric story with Will and Nico as the protagonists. Say it to my face.

[knightsoftheswolerepublic-deact]

[tyleroakley]

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

[bigdisasterenergy]

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

[subterraneanbunnypig-blog]

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

[vikingstorytime-blog-blog]

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

[sitting-petty]

reblogging for the priceless notes

[starry-dawn]

The Tampocalypse

[confringo-]

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

[forgivemeannabelle-deactivated2]

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

[petitekleptomania]

Reblogging for the comments

[valentinechopine]

this is the best chain of comments ever. period.

[pretty-rage-machine]

can I be a shareholder?

[himborc]

"do it for Divine" 

- Leliana, probably

[heart]

why is it so hard to get out of bed

[bathulu-blog]

Because the laws dictates that an object at rest tends to stay the fuck in bed because moving is the worst

[heart]

oh yeah I forgot. thank you for reminding me about Newton’s first law

[tharlk]

[artsekey]

Hey look a seahorse

[dragonborn-slytherin]

I just laughed so hard about this you don’t understand

[avalars]

[teambrownie1]

That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:

[hammncheese94]

OH MY GOD THATS SO ACCURATE

[hakxnamatata]

Every time the shambling corpses spawn in Dragon Age: Origins, my warden groans and says "these things again?! Ugh...alright." And I have to pause the game to laugh every time because she's a huge fucking baby

[forthepixels]

Pokemon World Map

[dreamer-mari]

#HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[julshii]

The thrilling answer

[brojohn4lyfe-deactivated2015102]

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

[daitoshi]

oops my hand slipped

[moodycrissy]

nexttttt pleaseee :D

[sinofangels]

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

[maria-ruta]

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

[hamburgergod]

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

[maria-ruta]

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

[placeholderaccount]

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

[skyloxuniiverse]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[sparksoffandommagic]

This is my favourite thing on Tumblr because every time I see it it’s slightly different or extended or following a whole new story from the original but it’s always adorable!

[x-lilou-chan-x]

Seriously guys I’m terribly busy and look at what you made me draw…..! haaaaaaw <3 I couldn’t resist…

[chellodello]

This entire generation as parents.

[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[dainesanddaffodils]

#OH GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT #the seventh years would be terrified but #imagine first year neville longbottom #messing up a potion and FROZEN in fear #and professor ramsay…

[tamamita]

Visit Original Link

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[hakxnamatata]

Things you should NEVER say to different fandoms (feel free to add your own)

Whovians: I skipped nine.

Potterheads: They're just books.

Tolkienites: Why didn't the eagles just drop them off?

Merlinians: You must have known it was going to end like that.

Hunters: I skipped the first three seasons to meet cas.

Disney: Those are kids movies

Tributes: Oh there's a love triangle? So it's the new Twilight.

Sherlockians: John's straight.

Starkids: 'Darren Criss and members from Team Starkid...'

DreamWorks: HTTYD is Disney, right?

[the-other-aenor]

I cannot even put into words how many emotions this story makes me feel. It’s so sad and sweet and cute and just plain heartbreaking. It shows us how much of a monster Gothel really was, but it also shows just how strong Eugene and Rapunzel’s bond is. This is how you OTP.

Im so glad no one was home when I read this because I was just sobbing and giggling like an idiot.

[xxladybugdisney]

OMGGGG THAT LAST PAGE KILLED ME

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PICTURE. SHE FELL ASLEEP IN HIS LAP AND HE’S CUDDLING HER AND LOOKING AT HER LIKE SHE’S THE MOST PERFECT THING IN THE WORLD (AND SHE IS AFTER ALL). LIKE I JUST CAN’T.

It just goes to show how lonely they both were before they found each other!!!!

[no1twerkslikegaston-deactivated]

DONT TOUCH ME

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

GOSH, MOTHER GOTHEL WAS SO DEMENTED XD

[chihiras]

Okay but this is too cute

[bendingenergywithin]

Boy you avatars sure need a lot of hand holding

[joshanddrake]

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

[kate-alyse]

I will never not reblog this gif set.