Not A Human Being

Red lip enthusiast. Sarcastic cunt. Pop punk queen. Drummers are the ultimate weakness. INFJ. Fucking hurricane |-/ Insta: thechurchofhaley

[emmaduerrewatson]

Do not insult Tom Brady in the presence of Chris Evans.

[sandandglass]

President Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2016

[blackmiracleworker-deactivated2]

IM GOING TO MISS THEM

[lastroseofspring]

Okay but he looks at her like she put the stars in the sky

[reverseracism]

Skai Jackson, 14, literally giving me life and clapping back at Azealia Banks, grown ass woman, after Banks went on an islamophobic, homophobic, ignorant rant towards recording artist Zayn Malik. How embarrassing and shameful to pick a fight with a child (and LOSE mind you). Go on collect them L’s Azealia, K.O.

Honestly tho? Azealia’s edges aren’t the only ones that just got snatched. Consider mine GONE. #JrQueenOfClapbacks

“My memes are more relevant than you😂 now that’s sad” - Skai Jackson 2016

[jessicahenwicks-deactivated2018]

Scarlet Witch Choreography w/ Elizabeth Olsen & Anthony Mackie

[hoplite-operator]

[haleyyscomett]

oh my god she looks like my child!!

[aniaww]

Don’t be mean to the genius puppy!

[rdjismarvelous]

[lizzie-mcguire]

“I used to have seizures when I was young. My mother and father didn’t know what to do or how to handle it, but they did the best they could with what little they had. My mother told me one day I walked into her and said, ‘Mom, I’m not going to be sick anymore,’ and she said ‘Why?’ and I said, ‘Because an angel told me so.’ Now, I don’t remember saying it, that’s just what she told me.“ 

- Prince

[smashing-yng-man]

[haleyyscomett]

Literally just watched this episode too.

[justlittlehousethings]

"Why should I trust you?"

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

[worstnightmare21]

This is very acurate

[imrnortal]

gay brown girls n gay muslim girls don’t get enough recognition for staying strong thru the shit society throws at them tbh. y'all are amazing and powerful 👸🏾

[yurachca-deactivated20181216]

living in europe and hearing about the usa elections thru social medias is wild cause you get to know the candidates only via memes. so you got Cool Granpa, Unhip Lady, racist piece of corn and. a serial killer?

[ikarost]

[pr1nceshawn]

Famous Disney Characters As Ethnically Correct Humans by Pugletto.

[laysiaprincess]

I love this

[summerashes]

Omg

[dailymarvelpoc]

I’M MORE OF A SOLDIER THAN A SPY

(insp)

[jeanqrey]

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

[animal-factbook]