Vhere did I put zat cloppink wrench!?

Vatchmaker, antique collectoor, und mad scienteest.

[half-past]

((The fate of this character is still unknown, but the fate of this blog is sealed. I'll be deleting it tomorrow at around 6:00 EST.))

[half-past]

Exploration #1

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck heads that way.

[half-past]

A light appears at the end of the tunnel as he heads up.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Oh a light. Good, I wanted off Half-Past’s wild ride."

[half-past]

The hallway opens up into the middle of the Everfree Forest.

[the-shady-bacon]

”..Wait, what? But… I went up!”

[half-past]

The hallway no longer exists behind him. He's stranded in the middle of the woods.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

[half-past]

Up ahead is an equine shape, completely still. The sound of walking has stopped.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Half? That you, frienemy?"

[half-past]

The equine releases a low moaning noise and shambles towards Starbuck, its state of decay having become very visible. On the plus side, though, this is not Half Past.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Oh, great a zombie. You live next to a hippie, you deal with composting smell." He spread his wings showing off his wing blades. "You live next to a neighcromancer, you get bucking zombies."

[half-past]

The zombie lunges for Starbuck, teeth clacking together in anticipation.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck dives to the left of the creature and slashes the back of it’s neck with his wing blades, hoping to cut it’s spinal cord, incapacitating it.

[half-past]

The creature dies.

Again.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck kicks it. “I hope Half is up to date on his permits for that level 2 undead.” He mutters as he trots further down the hall.

[half-past]

Up ahead he reaches an intersection. The path branches off in ten different directions.

[the-shady-bacon]

"…Ini, mini, miney, mo…."

[half-past]

He ends up pointing at a hallway leading up slightly.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck heads that way.

[half-past]

A light appears at the end of the tunnel as he heads up.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Oh a light. Good, I wanted off Half-Past’s wild ride."

[half-past]

The hallway opens up into the middle of the Everfree Forest.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

[half-past]

Up ahead is an equine shape, completely still. The sound of walking has stopped.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Half? That you, frienemy?"

[half-past]

The equine releases a low moaning noise and shambles towards Starbuck, its state of decay having become very visible. On the plus side, though, this is not Half Past.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Oh, great a zombie. You live next to a hippie, you deal with composting smell." He spread his wings showing off his wing blades. "You live next to a neighcromancer, you get bucking zombies."

[half-past]

The zombie lunges for Starbuck, teeth clacking together in anticipation.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck dives to the left of the creature and slashes the back of it’s neck with his wing blades, hoping to cut it’s spinal cord, incapacitating it.

[half-past]

The creature dies.

Again.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck kicks it. “I hope Half is up to date on his permits for that level 2 undead.” He mutters as he trots further down the hall.

[half-past]

Up ahead he reaches an intersection. The path branches off in ten different directions.

[the-shady-bacon]

"…Ini, mini, miney, mo…."

[half-past]

He ends up pointing at a hallway leading up slightly.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck heads that way.

[half-past]

A light appears at the end of the tunnel as he heads up.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

[half-past]

Up ahead is an equine shape, completely still. The sound of walking has stopped.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Half? That you, frienemy?"

[half-past]

The equine releases a low moaning noise and shambles towards Starbuck, its state of decay having become very visible. On the plus side, though, this is not Half Past.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Oh, great a zombie. You live next to a hippie, you deal with composting smell." He spread his wings showing off his wing blades. "You live next to a neighcromancer, you get bucking zombies."

[half-past]

The zombie lunges for Starbuck, teeth clacking together in anticipation.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck dives to the left of the creature and slashes the back of it’s neck with his wing blades, hoping to cut it’s spinal cord, incapacitating it.

[half-past]

The creature dies.

Again.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck kicks it. “I hope Half is up to date on his permits for that level 2 undead.” He mutters as he trots further down the hall.

[half-past]

Up ahead he reaches an intersection. The path branches off in ten different directions.

[the-shady-bacon]

"…Ini, mini, miney, mo…."

[half-past]

He ends up pointing at a hallway leading up slightly.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

[half-past]

Up ahead is an equine shape, completely still. The sound of walking has stopped.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Half? That you, frienemy?"

[half-past]

The equine releases a low moaning noise and shambles towards Starbuck, its state of decay having become very visible. On the plus side, though, this is not Half Past.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Oh, great a zombie. You live next to a hippie, you deal with composting smell." He spread his wings showing off his wing blades. "You live next to a neighcromancer, you get bucking zombies."

[half-past]

The zombie lunges for Starbuck, teeth clacking together in anticipation.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck dives to the left of the creature and slashes the back of it’s neck with his wing blades, hoping to cut it’s spinal cord, incapacitating it.

[half-past]

The creature dies.

Again.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck kicks it. “I hope Half is up to date on his permits for that level 2 undead.” He mutters as he trots further down the hall.

[half-past]

Up ahead he reaches an intersection. The path branches off in ten different directions.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

[half-past]

Up ahead is an equine shape, completely still. The sound of walking has stopped.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Half? That you, frienemy?"

[half-past]

The equine releases a low moaning noise and shambles towards Starbuck, its state of decay having become very visible. On the plus side, though, this is not Half Past.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Oh, great a zombie. You live next to a hippie, you deal with composting smell." He spread his wings showing off his wing blades. "You live next to a neighcromancer, you get bucking zombies."

[half-past]

The zombie lunges for Starbuck, teeth clacking together in anticipation.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck dives to the left of the creature and slashes the back of it’s neck with his wing blades, hoping to cut it’s spinal cord, incapacitating it.

[half-past]

The creature dies.

Again.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

[half-past]

Up ahead is an equine shape, completely still. The sound of walking has stopped.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Half? That you, frienemy?"

[half-past]

The equine releases a low moaning noise and shambles towards Starbuck, its state of decay having become very visible. On the plus side, though, this is not Half Past.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Oh, great a zombie. You live next to a hippie, you deal with composting smell." He spread his wings showing off his wing blades. "You live next to a neighcromancer, you get bucking zombies."

[half-past]

The zombie lunges for Starbuck, teeth clacking together in anticipation.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

Inside the house, the lights are out except for a candle on a table in the middle of the room. On the table is a note. There’s only one way out of the room, a dark, cluttered passage leading deeper into the house. None of this looks right based on the house’s floorplans.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Starbuck this incredibly stupid. This is how you end up in a goddess damn creepy pasta." He walks over and reads the note.

[half-past]

The most obvious thing about the note is that it’s stained with blood and some sort of tarry black substance. The note itself reads as follows.

"If you’re reading this, I’m dead. I tapped into a local power source, a ruin in the Everfree Forest, and the ruin connected itself to my house. There is something in here with me. No, several somethings. And they all want out.

Don’t let them out.

-Half Past”

[the-shady-bacon]

"…HALF-PAST YOU CANNOT BE DEAD! I WILL GET A COURT ORDER SAYING YOU CANNOT LEGALLY BE DEAD!"  Starbuck shouted.

[half-past]

There is no response, but hoof steps can be heard down the hallway.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Half?" Starbuck trotted that way.

[half-past]

The hallways is cluttered and pitch-black. It’s difficult to make progress without tripping over something.

Up ahead, the clip-clop of hooves on stone continues.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck took a flashlight out of his bag and shined it forward.

[half-past]

Up ahead is an equine shape, completely still. The sound of walking has stopped.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Half? That you, frienemy?"

[half-past]

The equine releases a low moaning noise and shambles towards Starbuck, its state of decay having become very visible. On the plus side, though, this is not Half Past.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

Inside the house, the lights are out except for a candle on a table in the middle of the room. On the table is a note. There’s only one way out of the room, a dark, cluttered passage leading deeper into the house. None of this looks right based on the house’s floorplans.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Starbuck this incredibly stupid. This is how you end up in a goddess damn creepy pasta." He walks over and reads the note.

[half-past]

The most obvious thing about the note is that it’s stained with blood and some sort of tarry black substance. The note itself reads as follows.

"If you’re reading this, I’m dead. I tapped into a local power source, a ruin in the Everfree Forest, and the ruin connected itself to my house. There is something in here with me. No, several somethings. And they all want out.

Don’t let them out.

-Half Past”

[the-shady-bacon]

"…HALF-PAST YOU CANNOT BE DEAD! I WILL GET A COURT ORDER SAYING YOU CANNOT LEGALLY BE DEAD!"  Starbuck shouted.

[half-past]

There is no response, but hoof steps can be heard down the hallway.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Half?" Starbuck trotted that way.

[half-past]

The hallways is cluttered and pitch-black. It’s difficult to make progress without tripping over something.

Up ahead, the clip-clop of hooves on stone continues.

[the-shady-bacon]

Starbuck took a flashlight out of his bag and shined it forward.

[half-past]

Up ahead is an equine shape, completely still. The sound of walking has stopped.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

Inside the house, the lights are out except for a candle on a table in the middle of the room. On the table is a note. There’s only one way out of the room, a dark, cluttered passage leading deeper into the house. None of this looks right based on the house’s floorplans.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Starbuck this incredibly stupid. This is how you end up in a goddess damn creepy pasta." He walks over and reads the note.

[half-past]

The most obvious thing about the note is that it’s stained with blood and some sort of tarry black substance. The note itself reads as follows.

"If you’re reading this, I’m dead. I tapped into a local power source, a ruin in the Everfree Forest, and the ruin connected itself to my house. There is something in here with me. No, several somethings. And they all want out.

Don’t let them out.

-Half Past”

[the-shady-bacon]

"…HALF-PAST YOU CANNOT BE DEAD! I WILL GET A COURT ORDER SAYING YOU CANNOT LEGALLY BE DEAD!"  Starbuck shouted.

[half-past]

There is no response, but hoof steps can be heard down the hallway.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Half?" Starbuck trotted that way.

[half-past]

The hallways is cluttered and pitch-black. It's difficult to make progress without tripping over something.

Up ahead, the clip-clop of hooves on stone continues.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

Inside the house, the lights are out except for a candle on a table in the middle of the room. On the table is a note. There’s only one way out of the room, a dark, cluttered passage leading deeper into the house. None of this looks right based on the house’s floorplans.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Starbuck this incredibly stupid. This is how you end up in a goddess damn creepy pasta." He walks over and reads the note.

[half-past]

The most obvious thing about the note is that it’s stained with blood and some sort of tarry black substance. The note itself reads as follows.

"If you’re reading this, I’m dead. I tapped into a local power source, a ruin in the Everfree Forest, and the ruin connected itself to my house. There is something in here with me. No, several somethings. And they all want out.

Don’t let them out.

-Half Past”

[the-shady-bacon]

"…HALF-PAST YOU CANNOT BE DEAD! I WILL GET A COURT ORDER SAYING YOU CANNOT LEGALLY BE DEAD!"  Starbuck shouted.

[half-past]

There is no response, but hoof steps can be heard down the hallway.

[half-past]

Exploration #1

Inside the house, the lights are out except for a candle on a table in the middle of the room. On the table is a note. There’s only one way out of the room, a dark, cluttered passage leading deeper into the house. None of this looks right based on the house’s floorplans.

[the-shady-bacon]

"Starbuck this incredibly stupid. This is how you end up in a goddess damn creepy pasta." He walks over and reads the note.

[half-past]

The most obvious thing about the note is that it's stained with blood and some sort of tarry black substance. The note itself reads as follows.

"If you're reading this, I'm dead. I tapped into a local power source, a ruin in the Everfree Forest, and the ruin connected itself to my house. There is something in here with me. No, several somethings. And they all want out.

Don't let them out.

-Half Past"

[half-past]

Exploration #1

Inside the house, the lights are out except for a candle on a table in the middle of the room. On the table is a note. There's only one way out of the room, a dark, cluttered passage leading deeper into the house. None of this looks right based on the house's floorplans.

[half-past]

"Half-Past, I am now knocking as your concerned frenemy. No one has seen you in a long time."

Still no response.

[half-past]

He knocks harder. "HALF-PAST! NOW I'M KNOCKING AS A KNIGHT WHO WILL FINE YOU PERSONALLY!"

Still no answer.

[half-past]

Starbuck knocked on Half-past door. "Half-paaaaaast! As part of the homeowners association it's my duty to tell you that you're gonna be fined if you don't mow your lawn! Because, it's been, like, a year and I swear there's dinosaurs living in that grass."

There's no answer.