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[badjokesbyjeff]

Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man

Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?”

“Yes,” said the old man, “but he wasn’t my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.”

“Very interesting,” said Jesus. “Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?”

“Oh, yes, many times,” answered the old man. “But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.”

Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this actually be His father?

“One last question,” He said. “Were you a carpenter?”

“Why yes,” replied the old man. “Yes I was.”

Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, “Dad?”

The old man rubbed his eyes and said, “Pinocchio?”

[yayitsmee]

Change your url Jeff

[yumekoba-deactivated20210608]

“I’m so anti-fascist I report my friends and neighbors to the feds”

[doomy]

[trilllizardstrikesback]

snitch

[normal-horoscopes]

K

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

U

[nihileitatasvocivus]

N

[cryptocurios]

G

[normal-horoscopes]

P

[flying-butter]

O

[normal-horoscopes]

W

[blakelywintersfield]

P

[izukuwus]

E

[bestie-ghostie]

N

[the-shady-bacon]

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[akiralazuli]

So I am sitting here playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website, and the computer LOST THE FOUR OF CLUBS! It literally is missing a card!

There is nowhere it could be hiding! The four of clubs is just not there!

[hombredeflorida]

“WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SOLITAIRE ON THE LINKIN PARK WEBSITE?”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

seen on fb

[thefoggygolem]

As another joke put it, anyone born on the new millennium can legally drink alcohol in the states.

GLHF

[bogleech]

Nancy Pelosi’s house was “““vandalized”““ by a supposed angry leftist spraypainting “WE WANT EVERYTHING!!!” and for one thing that’s not how anyone would actually word it who wants the stimulus and for another thing someone pointed out that they ever so politely taped off the bricks so they wouldn’t get paint on them, how nice:

[filthburger]

i know we already agreed they're on a 6 year lag but wow they're really on a 6 year lag

[normal-horoscopes]

HEY WHATS UP YOUTUBE STILL STUCK IN THE LABYRYNTH

[wizardonline]

somebody get this fool out of my labyrinth. they won't stop vlogging about my evil decor. it's kind of killing the mood and none of the horrible beasts i have sent in there to kill them haven't returned at all

[normal-horoscopes]

AS SOON AS I FIND OUT WHOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE GIANT EVIL FROGS IM GONNA GIVE THIS LABYRINTH A NEGATIVE REVIEW ON YELP

[wizardonline]

okay that's the last fucking straw. yeah, goons? hired goons? send out the huge spiked boulder, hallway 26c. yeah the new one, thanks

[normal-horoscopes]

HEY WHATS UP YOUTUBE STILL IN THE LABYRINTH AT HALLWAY 26c HANG ON DO YALL HEAR A BOUL

[archiveofaffinities]

André Waterkeyn and André and Jean Polak, The Atomium, 1958 Brussels World’s Fair, Brussels, Belgium, 1958

[shardofsun]

All of tumblr crowding around the spn fans to hear the drama even though they don’t watch the show be like

[palmoone]

I can’t be the only one who feels like if Mando had just called Grogu by his name while he was on the Seeing Stone he would have snapped out of the trance.

[side-goodbye-blog123]

‪how to tell if something is a Steven Spielberg cartoon 101‬

[jpnostalgia]

Jurassic Park merchanchise

https://jpnostalgia.tumblr.com/

[normal-horoscopes]

You don’t actually believe lead can be turned to gold, right?

SEE HERES THE THING

IT CAN

ALCHEMISTS HAVE HADRON COLLIDERS NOW

[anarchocunt]

It has happened Anon

[screensavorstudios]

Hold up, you didn’t highlight that last part? The part about how Soviets ACCIDENTALLY Turned lead shielding into gold with an experimental nuclear reactor???

[xerohourcheese]

There is a ‘however’, however.

Due to the processes used, the resultant Gold is usually highly radioactive.

Or, if you prefer to use a more, arcane, vernacular, Cursed!

[normal-horoscopes]

YOURE JUST JEALOUS OF MY MICRON THIN LAYER OF FRESHLY TRANSMUTED GOLD

[meme-loving-stuck]

The wording of this post has always irritated me

Hadron colliders are most commonly used by physicists; alchemists were closer to, well… chemists.

[normal-horoscopes]

PHYSICS WAS INVENTED BY AN ALCHEMIST FUCKO

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS ALCHEMY ALL THE WAY DOWN

[wanderingchaos]

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[kc749]

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

I love seeing different ways cultures deal with supernatural entities

[fogtier]

here’s MY favorite dynamics

[batterskull]

[normal-horoscopes]

I hate all religions. I hate religion as a concept, organised and disorganised. I hate worship of gods, saints, spirits, ancestors, objects, celestial bodies, airborne pasta beings, Prince Philip, cola bottles, you name it. I'm a misotheist without distinction. The sooner it's all gone, the better.

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[fullcravings]

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies