Half Blood Bitch

Toniy/27/All pronouns. If I had a godly parent it'd probably be Apollo. Posts added to the queue on tuesdays. Curently Reading: N/A

[meru-u14]

Rollerblading princess Annabeth Chase [pls go support me on tiktok if you can: meru_u.14]

[notwooshie]

At last....MY CABIN 7 DESIGNS ARE FINISHED! 😭

[sponponn]

happy pride to fierrochase and their forever situationship

[queen-of-wisdom]

Broke: Sadie Kane is a white girl. Rick forgot her black dad lol.

Woke: Sadie Kane is white passing. Not all mixed people look the same, not all have light brown skin and wavy black hair. Mixed people come in all shapes and colors and some black/white children have light skin, blonde hair and blue eyes like Sadie. She represents the white passing mixed children.

Bespoken: Sadie Kane is white to some and clearly mixed, racially ambiguous, to others. Some clock her as mixed Arab. Some clock her as mixed Latina. Some (rightfully) clock her as mixed Black. Some think she's just a tanned white girl with curly blonde hair. They can't wrap their head what she is but they know that something about her is diffrent, they just don't know what. She's been ostracized for her ethnicity, even if they don't know if she's Arab, Latina, Black or Irish. Sadie Kane represents all the racially ambiguous children, who were asked: "What are you?"

[demigodsanswer]

Can I say something potentially so controversial?

I don't think there's any world in which Annabeth Chase is a Swiftie

[demigodsanswer]

I just cannot imagine Annabeth Chase getting home from climbing through hell, having completed a seemingly impossible quest that has killed countless of her siblings, and sitting down to listen to "Blank Space." I cannot do it.

[demigodsanswer]

Been thinking about this more, and to be so honest ... I don't think Annabeth is listening to much music at all.

Girl has a cosmic, divine imperative towards knowledge and learning. When she wants something fun, entertaining, something that will pass the time, something to relax to, I don't think she's listening to music. I think she's sitting down with an 18-hour audiobook on the family responsible for the opioid crisis. She's on a run with Percy listening to the New York Times' interview with Sally Rooney. Her #1 artist on Spotify every year Box Fan, the ambient noise she listens to at night. No, she hasn't listened to Brat. She was busy listening to an eight-part podcast series on Henry Kissinger's war crimes.

[dranktwocoffees]

will and austin who cried

[dranktwocoffees]

missing her

[lavenderberrycow]

This is your reminder that in ToA, Apollo canonically mentions:

Hades is a grumpy napper(wake Hades up prematurely and you were likely to end up as a nuclear-blast shadow on his wall.)

Athena always wins scrabble(once she played abaxial on a triple, and Zeus lightning-bolted of the top of Mount Parnassus in his rage)

Hephaestus and Ares caused Three-Mile Island with a chainsaw fight(Ares insulted Hephaestus' bell bottom pants)

Demeter once cursed him so that every clothing he put on would immediately sprout(He told her "They're just seeds!")

Dionysus insists on keeping old casks of wine in his cellar that have long turned to vinegar

The Greek gods are truly strange

edit: parts(2)(3)(4)

[lavenderberrycow]

Even more ToA notes(because i guess this is what i do now)

Apollo has mentioned: Diseases are regulated with health permits

There is a Mount Olympus invitation only summer camp called Method Acting with the Muses

He went on vacation once and entrusted the realm of music to Nelson Riddle (came back and found violins in pop music and accordion on prime time tv)

Never mention Scarlett Johanssan around Aphrodite

The gods only gather together on special occasions, like Saturnalia, the solstice, and the World Cup

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[dranktwocoffees]

LAME cousin: nico those are real swords be careful eat your vegetables. oh god i sound like my mom

COOL cousin: i crashed the sun

[lavenderberrycow]

What Apollo has said about the gods in ToA:

Athena is still angry with him over the Trojan War

Artemis once shot him in the groin for flirting with her hunters

Dionysus claimed two is the best number for children, because after that, the children outnumber you

Hades hates it when corpses wander around because it makes him look like a sloppy warden

Hermes has a large shoe collection

Hephaestus once made a virtual assistant named Alexasiriastrophona

Ares once dropped a cat from Mt. Olympus to prove it would land on its feet in Manhattan(Athena teleported the cat to safety, then beat Ares with the butt of her spear for endangering the animal.)

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[lavenderberrycow]

More random notes from toa: Apollo Edition

Apollo canonically:

Wrote the poetry and music sections on the DSTOMP

Invented mansplaining

Made the Camp Half-Blood orientation video in 1950

Blames Alexander Fleming for not giving him credit for the invention of penicillin

Collided with a bomber in 1945 over Dresden in the sun chariot

Fought with George Washington against the Hessian mercenaries that Ares created

Dated Grand Duchess Tatiana Romanov during the Russian rebellion

Blessed Captain and Tenille with their hit single Love will Keep Us Together in 1975

Helped Marvin Gaye write “What’s Going On” in 1971

part two of this post

[flightfoot]

I love that we actually get a whole book showing the CHB orientation video, Camp Half Blood Confidential was great!

[lxvesick-stars]

its always "percy and blackjack" this and "jason and tempest" that SHUT UP

let's talk about how Arion tried to (and did a few times) kill anyone that wasn't Hazel that tried to tame him. Let's talk about how there was a WHOLE PROPHECY foretelling Hazel and Arion being an iconic, powerful duo. LETS TALK ABOUT THEY FOUND EACH OTHER IN BOTH HER LIVES. LETS TALK ABOUT HOW HAZEL AND ARION ARE ABSOLUTELY 100% WITHOUT A DOUBT THE BEST DEMIGOD/EQUESTRIAN DUO

[summonademon]

I just love how Arion canonically cusses like a sailor and Percy is the only one who can understand him. It's giving, "this horse is not my Blackjack" like yo, Hazel can have him, please take him, he is all yours, he can't get between them even if he wanted to, and his dad literally made horses.

[featheredthreat]

Even better is that canonically hazel has a mouth like a sailor so percy is the only one who knows that they both have no chill and match each other’s energy lmao

[foursidecity]

Lester 'im a coward because I plunged an arrow through my chest to save my friends knowing full well I wasn't going to DIE, at least not right away. So yeah this just proves im the most selfish man on earth.' Papadopoulos

[cometjuice]

so i've been playing a lot of hades II and i wanted to put my darling beloved lou in the game

[notwooshie]

Baby's first solangelo art ft the cocoa puffs

[notwooshie]

Gee whiz who rang the yurification bell