Danny Pontecorvo

Daniel Pontecorvo. D&D playing, pokemon catching toaster. Not associated with A. Moio, Rp blog.

[itsame-sandradee]

[text]: DO NOT LISTEN TO JOHNNY. [text]: I'M NOT 100% SURE I UNDERSTAND THE INNUENDO BUT NOPE NOPE NOPETY NOPE

[TXT MSG]: i never listen to johnny[TXT MSG]: jaime and dj say he’s a troll.

[itsame-sandradee]

halfdollie:

[text]: Piper is just upset

[text]: I hope so. She seems pretty annoyed with him. And about One Direction but I don’t think the two are related.

[TXT MSG]: Oh Danny… I’m sure they’re not related. [TXT MSG]: love you!  glad you’re ok.

[halfdollie]

[text]: I kind of figured. I just put my foot in it about the second one. It’s kinda my super power ;)

[text]: Love you too and I promise to stay away from sugar

[text]: And pot, but I think my mother would come all the way from Connecticut to kill us all if I did pot

[itsame-sandradee]

[text]: DO NOT LISTEN TO JOHNNY. [text]: I'M NOT 100% SURE I UNDERSTAND THE INNUENDO BUT NOPE NOPE NOPETY NOPE

[TXT MSG]: i never listen to johnny[TXT MSG]: jaime and dj say he’s a troll.

[itsame-sandradee]

halfdollie:

[text]: Piper’s just being Piper because Seth is being Seth 

[text]: Nothing to worry about

[text]: I’m sorry 

[TXT MSG]: oh good.  well ignore her. [TXT MSG]: piper is always piper. [TXT MSG]: seth is always seth. [TXT MSG]: let’s just hope she wins him in the auction.

[halfdollie]

[text]: Piper is just upset

[text]: I hope so. She seems pretty annoyed with him. And about One Direction but I don’t think the two are related.

[itsame-sandradee]

[text]: DO NOT LISTEN TO JOHNNY. [text]: I'M NOT 100% SURE I UNDERSTAND THE INNUENDO BUT NOPE NOPE NOPETY NOPE

[TXT MSG]: i never listen to johnny[TXT MSG]: jaime and dj say he’s a troll.

[itsame-sandradee]

halfdollie:

[text]: I’M SORRY THERE WAS NO MUFFIN BUT YOU ASSUMED IT WAS SUGAR AND THAT SEEMED A LOT BETTER THAN ME JUST BEING A SPAZZ BUT I AM A REALLY BAD LIAR AND NOW JOHNNY IS BEING JOHNNY AND I THINK I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN KEVIN AND DJ WERE DATING 

[TXT MSG]: a cute spazz but why? [TXT MSG]: what happened?  should I be worried?

[halfdollie]

[text]: Piper’s just being Piper because Seth is being Seth 

[text]: Nothing to worry about

[text]: I’m sorry 

[itsame-sandradee]

halfdollie:

Ummm… 

You’re not going to tell me what’s going on… are you?

[halfdollie]

Check your phone

[itsame-sandradee]

[text]: DO NOT LISTEN TO JOHNNY. [text]: I'M NOT 100% SURE I UNDERSTAND THE INNUENDO BUT NOPE NOPE NOPETY NOPE

[TXT MSG]: i never listen to johnny[TXT MSG]: jaime and dj say he’s a troll.

[halfdollie]

[text]: I’M SORRY THERE WAS NO MUFFIN BUT YOU ASSUMED IT WAS SUGAR AND THAT SEEMED A LOT BETTER THAN ME JUST BEING A SPAZZ BUT I AM A REALLY BAD LIAR AND NOW JOHNNY IS BEING JOHNNY AND I THINK I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN KEVIN AND DJ WERE DATING 

[musicby-johnny]

halfdollie:

1) I specifically said blueberry muffin, so unless you have some weird Avatar or Smurf… thing, I think it’s moot point. 2) That would not be okay because it would be cheating. And 3) I’m definitely praying for you because you need it.

yeah you might not wanna urban dictionary blueberry then. and don’t worry, we’re all human. i will be praying for you too, muffin man.

[halfdollie]

I ask this with no malice and genuine curiosity: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[itsame-sandradee]

halfdollie:

It was a muffin. It tasted high on the glucose index?

I dunno, I was thinking it might have been a pot muffin to be honest.  Now I’m less sure there was a muffin involved whatsoever.

[halfdollie]

Ummm... 

[musicby-johnny]

halfdollie:

I think I don’t like where this is going.

i think that’s where it’s heading though.

[halfdollie]

1) I specifically said blueberry muffin, so unless you have some weird Avatar or Smurf... thing, I think it’s moot point. 2) That would not be okay because it would be cheating. And 3) I’m definitely praying for you because you need it.

[halfdollie]

musicby-johnny:

ohhhh, i get it now. there was a muffin.

I think I don’t like where this is going.

[musicby-johnny]

itsame-sandradee:

It didn’t taste funny at all… did it?

if devin gave him a pot muffin, i swear i had no knowledge.

[halfdollie]

How exactly is getting me high going to help the auction? 

[halfdollie]

itsame-sandradee:

It didn’t taste funny at all… did it?

It was a muffin. It tasted high on the glucose index?

[pippip-piper-oh]

halfdollie:

Originally posted by teenwaffle

RIGHT, NIALL, WE CAN TALK ABOUT NIALL. OR THAT LITTLE BOY BAND THAT ISN’T KIND OF BROKEN UP BECAUSE THAT CAN”T BE A SORE SPOT?

I don’t understand why you won’t talk to me about this.

[halfdollie]

Because we’re at a charity thing and apparently having a mental breakdown at these things is not a good thing.

[shadesofgraymon]

halfdollie:

Originally posted by charlesleeray

That is a good point. You make so many good points.

Come find me, we can talk.

[halfdollie]

I think I’ve kinda got this. Ish. If I don’t there’s no way you’ll miss me finding you.

[itsame-sandradee]

halfdollie:

Yeah, I know. They just seemed nice and it was a bad idea. We should play pokemon though, it’s good. 

We should!  Um… do you happen to know who gave you the muffin?

[halfdollie]

The muffin? Right. The muffin. The muffin with the sugar that Ollie did not give me but is definitely the reason I’m so hyper. I think it was a girl guide. Or a really tiny nun.

[halfdollie]

pippip-piper-oh:

He does but he was never the hot one if you ask me.  Anyway, I really want to talk about you and your relationship.

Originally posted by teenwaffle

RIGHT, NIALL, WE CAN TALK ABOUT NIALL. OR THAT LITTLE BOY BAND THAT ISN’T KIND OF BROKEN UP BECAUSE THAT CAN”T BE A SORE SPOT?

[halfdollie]

ollieofhousedollie:

Well you did say after all this is over.  I feel my confusion was justified.

Originally posted by charlesleeray

That is a good point. You make so many good points.

[shadesofgraymon]

halfdollie:

We are going to have quite the conversation when this thing is over…

You and me… you and Piper… or you and Sandy?

[halfdollie]

I CAN’T EVEN TALK TO GIRLS RIGHT NOW, WHO DO YOU THINK????