Tobin Heath Is My Favorite Human

Christen Press and Mia Healey are close seconds.

[chrvstenpress]

[amyrodriguez8]

Truer words have never been spoken by @halfoklahoman

[halfoklahoman]

this could be about 7 different women we talk about but this one was in fact Queen Taylor

[halfoklahoman]

I have a strong suspicion that tc cut each other’s hair

[amyrodriguez8]

If you aren't unknowingly listening to the same Taylor Swift song at the same time as your best friend, are you even actually best friends? @halfoklahoman

[halfoklahoman]

The answer is no

[halfoklahoman]

you know carli is like

[amyrodriguez8]

I just need everyone to know that @halfoklahoman is one of the funniest people I've ever known, but I don't want to share the things she sends me bc I'm selfish and want to be the only one who laughs at them

[halfoklahoman]

honestly you just get my humor on another level

[halfoklahoman]

a man really just mansplained how periods work for women to me…

[tobinheath]

This is the best laugh you will ever hear in your lifetime I guarantee it.

[halfoklahoman]

my boss really called me into her office right before tobin’s first goal as a gunner. Grounds for my resignation tbh

[halfoklahoman]

arsenal era is tobin’s hottest era

[halfoklahoman]

there are few things in life that make me happier than when I send @amyrodriguez8 sunset pictures and she comments how flat it is where I live

[halfoklahoman]

Tobs with the start

[halfoklahoman]

tobin: wears any color

me: that’s her color

[halfoklahoman]

remember how i was outed at work :) so i’ve officially been outed in high school, college, and work with out my consent

[tobinheath]

DOES IT EVER DRIVE U CRAZY

JUST HOW FAST THE NIGHT CHANGES

[halfoklahoman]

t telling c to jump down

[halfoklahoman]

if they try to prepare you, and that’s a big IF, it’s always for a stranger. They don’t prepare you for a family member, a friend, a coach, or anyone that you may know.