call me condensation an ill fork ya

yo dis my blog hook it hos M!A: -- (indie condesce, may be NSFW) (ooc info please read)

[takoto]

Her Imperious Condescension more like hottest badass alien lady ever

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[itsamixer]

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[jellie-bellie]

[skappos45-deactivated20141009]

Second time baking apple pie from scratch, already see improvements. #StrivingForPerfection #Homemade #ApplePie #Baking #Yum #WifeShit

[underthevastblueseas]

The flower-hat jellyfish

[underthevastblueseas]

We all want to win a mate, but the giant cuttlefish’s tendencies go into the contrived-romantic-comedy sphere. Giant Australian cuttlefish (Sepia apama) will normally fight for mating rights but some males, too small to compete normally, win their females by cross-dressing. Disguised as receptive females, they flirt their way into the larger males harem then covertly mate with the girl. The females aren’t put off by it, actually preferring to mate with the smaller males about half of the time.

source

[underthevastblueseas]

by Cor Bosman and Julie Edwards

[halibutgill]

squints

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[halibutgill]

im tryin to build mashelf a bidness here

i hate ma consumers

[halibutgill]

humans are bassically gross and fuckin stupid

like oh no bakins too much work damn im so incompetent an lazy i cant even fuckin bother with an oven

oh no cook books how do they fuckin work

yes give me everything to be done with quick an easy because im dumb

no you made it too easy now i know how dumb an lazy i am you gotta make me think im doin somefin

omfg

[sweetalchemies]

http://weheartit.com/entry/40785828

[kackaljackal]

OwO kind of got lazy at the end though 

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Handmaid i drew on tegaki