ft working in a restaurant
jellal, blinded era: hello! table or booth?
jellal: *feels a table* is this a booth?
gray: ugh ok what do u want
customers: what do you recommend?
gray: excuse me? i don't eat here
customers: are you serious?
gray: oh wait, i recommend a dish called "shut the fuck up"
gildarts, washing dishes: *automatically crashes dishes without even trying*
gildarts: lol dang it *takes another plate*
gildarts: *crash* dang it!!
levy: *voice at a speed of 180 miles per hour* alriiiiight.. table 3 wants the soup of the day with the special hold the onions, extra spice cooked well done with a side of fruit, no strawberries and the other one wants a salmon lightly seasoned and grilled. *leaves*
gajeel: *triggered the vietnam war flashback*
gajeel: chicken nuggets it is then
gildarts: we hVAE NO MORE PLATES!!!!1111
juvia: well, that's what you get for not being more gentle gilda-
juvia, seeing a fish ready to be served: *triggering aquatic feels*
juvia: *serves the fish with a dead glare*
mirajane: do you know where all the strawberry cakes are?
lucy: i thought i saw erza holding them
mirajane: ...wheeeennnnn?
erza: *stops in tracks and innocently glances at them*
mirajane: *runs after erza* stOP HOARDING THE STRAWBERRY SHIT
jellal: *feels another table* how about this?
customers: *annoyed* we said BOOTH
jellal: you could sit on the floor for all i care
gray: dude where the fuck are the fishes!!
natsu: i don't know, the only thing in there were drinks!
happy, out of nowhere: i ate them
natsu: sting, we got fired..
sting: geez.. why don't you set the place on fire while you're at it??
fire siren, firefighters everywhere, sting crying on the ground: i didn't mean it literally for fucks sake!!
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