Classically-trained Jedi knight.Â
Apparently made Jedi master at some point.
Kicked Anakinâs ass into a lava pit for Reasons, lies about it to everyone who wasnât there.
Spent twenty years day-drinking on Tatooine instead of training Luke, blames it on Uncle Owen.
Eventually considered the best way out of a barfight to be fucking laser-sword dismembering a dude whose blaster he could have just yanked away with the Force.
Basically lets Anakin kill him to permanently fuck up his relationship with Luke or, possibly, just to avoid having to train another Skywalker.
As a Force-ghost, pretty much ignores Luke whenever it wonât literally kill the kid.
Extremely talented but picked up later than period-typical for Jedi training.Â
First apprentice to novice knight because nobody else wanted to train him.
Training and path subverted by Sith master who probably wasnât too keen on getting killed by his own student.Â
Like 90% machine thanks to lava-pit incident.Â
Barely kicked Obi-Wanâs ass in the rematch.
Consistently failed to pick up on either of his kids in spite of literally walking into one of them at one point.
Murders high-ranking Imperial officers to deal with his feelings.
Being informed the Force exists.Â
Five hours with a lightsaber and a floating taser?
Repeatedly being told to believe in himself by a voice in his head that self-identifies as a dude he barely knew.Â
A year of using his dadâs child-murder lightsaber as a fancy can-opener?
Maybe like a week or two with a classically-trained Jedi master who didnât want to train him and was three months away from dying?
A few conversations with Obi-Wanâs lying-sack-of-shit Force-ghost.Â
Spends a month or so practicing the shit heâs seen Obi-Wan, Vader, and Yoda do.
I mean, seriously, I donât think Yoda taught him how to mind-control people, considering Yoda was like âYouâre a hot mess and also youâre going to die.â He managed to figure it out.
Literally told he wonât be a full Jedi until he kills his fucking dad? What the hell, you guys?
Somehow still eventually kicks Vaderâs ass.
Is absolved of any guilt for his actions thanks to Anakinâs Force-ghost joining Team Patricide?
I mean, I think we might be dealing with the Dark Side and the So Long As We Donât Kill for Fun Everythingâs Cool Side.
Whatever he could piece together from the deliberately-suppressed records and teachings of pre-Empire Jedi culture/pry out of the Force-ghosts.
Full-time training from a young age with the above-mentioned trainwreck.Â
Deliberately trained poorly by a twenty-foot hologram of Andy Serkis.Â
Constantly waffling about how evil he wants to be.Â
So out of control he routinely pitches destructive Force-tantrums that would put Dark Helmet to shame.
Idolizes dude who never met an underling he didnât want to Force-choke, still seems to focus on property damage during Force-tantrums?
Maybe everybody just glossed over the Force-chokings? Come to think of it, did any of his relatives actually see Darth Dad mind-strangle anybody? Maybe this was excised from the history books to save on underling replacement?
Basically it seems like a lot of his post-Luke instruction has focused on making him useful to Darth Gollum instead of making him good at Forcing, is what Iâm getting at here.
Seems to have grown up hearing that you could do literally any batshit thing you could think of with the Force if you were a Jedi.
Gets told sheâs got a bad case of the Force.
Really, really believes in herself.
Doesnât see why she canât do it if this knob can do it.
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