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no need to know anything else about me, I remain fluid and mysterious. if you wish to know more, inquiries are welcome

you probably won't get a coherent answer though

also ask me what you should have for dessert

#intro post #cephalopod #adjective #inquiries #dessert

Always remember that envelope without nve is elope! #advice

#dailypostsaturdays

*grabs a child off the street*

"okay, test subject #4066 is ready! send him into the machine!"

*shoves him into book return system at the library*

#book return system #dailypostsaturdays #library #testing

my goal here is to be able to replace obsessing for hours and talking to fake people with screaming into this place

big things are not coming.

booyah.

#booyah #big things coming

erm @but-aint-this-texas don't use slurs on my log pretty please

#cancellation

it is time.

what time?

time for the inevitable.

i get to sleep :D

@just-sleep-yall see im sleeping

#sleep #time #it was inevitable #it is

I know youre like "stop sending asks" but liiiiiiiiiiiiiike iwant to talk to you

ugh fine what do you want

hey can I bother you more

no

im bored of this aesthetic does anyone have any suggestions for what i should become

don't suggest anything i already picked smth this is an edit booyah

#looking for suggestions #suggestins #advice

okay thank you but like I'm not worthy of this why do y'all care about what i scream into this cacophony of a platform

#milestone post #five #reblog #cacophony

okay

kay

ok

k

I

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#okay #kay #ok #k #I #.

there are types of people in this world: people who, and don't.

#dailypostsaturdays #quotes #deep quotes #deep thoughts

chess foreplay must be wild like first I check then we mate

#jokes #chess #dailypostsaturdays

they designed normal animals for so long but then they got to sea animals and were like "give this shrimp a gun. just a literal gun. yea that'll do"

#shrimp thoughts #animals #pistol shrimp #dailypostsaturdays

how does pinocchio sleep because if he lies in bed his nose would start to be a problem eventually after enough lying

#stupid questions #pinnochio #wordplay

myself: I want to type things but also have them on physical paper. if only there was a way of doing that.

the humble typewriter: heya there bud

#the typewriter #im broke #give me money #so I can afford a typewriter

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