Hamilton Things

This is a side blog, my real blog is @pink-nd-plaid Im just gonna post hamilton stuff

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we're so back

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Eliza: You have to apologize to them Alexander. Hamilton: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[hamilfan-69]

Hamilton: Eliza and I are no longer dating. Eliza: ALEXANDER THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE MARRIED!

[hamilfan-69]

Hamilton: Eliza, you love me, right? Eliza: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Hamilton: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Eliza: …Have you never taken a shower before?

[hamilfan-69]

Hamilton: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Eliza: This is a lie. Eliza: I'm literally married to him. This is a lie. Eliza: HE DOESNT EVEN EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

[hamilfan-69]

Hamilton: This date is boring! Eliza: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Hamilton: Then why did you invite me? Eliza: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Eliza I'll do whatever I want!

[hamilfan-69]

Hamilton: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Eliza: The dishes. Hamilton: Wh- Eliza: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

[hamilfan-69]

Hamilton: You look good in that hoodie. Eliza: You know where else I'd look good? Hamilton, zero hesitation: My bed. Eliza, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

[hamilton-takeawalk]

“I’ve seen wonders great and small…”

[pastaupdates]

ExcusE ME WHEN DID YOU SEE THAT AND WHY

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YOU CAN SEE THAT DAVEED WASN’T EXPECTING THAT OMG

[indic0lite]

THEY MADE THE DICK JOKE THEY MADE THE DICK JOKE THEY MADE THE DICK JOKE THEY MADE THE DICK JOKE I CANT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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I KNEW IT

[hamilfan-69]

HELP

[ijustthrewawaymyshot]

This looks like something that should've existed in 2017.

ALSO WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE TWO SEXUALITIES?? WHY DID HE PRONOUNCE HAMILTON WRONG???

(I'm headcanoning him as a dyslexic and questioning bi guy)

[hamilfan-69]

HAIL LORD HELLMINTON

[bagelo0-deactivated20250723]

how to comic, idk, this is my first time doin this type of thing, kind of a shitpost too, gotta go back to studyin now

quotes from

[hamilfan-69]

THANK UU POOKIE WOOKIE

[liv45no]

Thomas: welcome everyone to the “Fuck Alexander” Group where we gather to say a collective ‘Fuck you’ to that stupid little bitch-

Thomas: but first, a few words from our newest member.

John, sweating: so I may have misunderstood-

[vmpkai]

hamilton: *smiling, laying in a hospital bed with like a shitton of injuries from a fight*

eliza: how can you smile when you're so badly hurt?

hamilton: *scoff* my injuries aren't that bad. the doctor said the bleeding is internal. that's where the blood's supposed to be!

eliza: alexander no-

[aperol2thespritz]

Laurens: hey everyone im gay

Hamilton: yea no shit!! we're DATING

Burr: easy there hamilton thank you for telling us john

Lafayette: proud of u both :)

Mulligan: just ran someone over w my car

[vmpkai]

hamilton: *attempts to pick up a scolding hot tray from the oven and drops it* jesus fuck! anybody got any oven mitts?

angelica: don't be so weak *grabs the tray with her bare hands like it's nothing*

hamilton: angie what the fuck

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hi i brought you this

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