My Life in an Upturned Boat

[just-shower-thoughts]

The entire purpose of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gun fight.

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

[honeyjelli]

*buys something online*

wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again

[blacklionkeith-deactivated20170]

no movie is ever gonna treat me as well as Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) did

[rosesandgirlswithpinkhair-deact]

What about civil war?

[blacklionkeith-deactivated20170]

Iron Man: Civil War (2016) did not fill the satisfaction quota

[alvae]

[bunlly]

my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight

[flaaffy]

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[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[pokemon-go-headline]

[niknak79]

[mysharona1987]

[corpsebod]

Me: is polite and welcoming for 10 hours straight

Customer: can’t even manage it for 10 seconds

[goaldiggerbaby]

[bisexualpolar]

[tamper]

[asraarr-deactivated20200914]

when u accidentally take a 4 hour depression nap